Are the DJ's not playing the songs you like?

Bitch

Did so-and-so tell such-and-such that you're an uppity dyke?

Moan

Are you really sad because your being forced to go to Knoxville's only "Goth night"?

Whine

Look there's one posting a flame
about the likes of you and me.
He's acting rather elitist
though in secret he likes The Beegees.

Chorus:

This is the whiney KnoxGothic regular song
it's rather like show and tell.
You put your Drama and eyeliner on
and pretend you live in Hell.

Here's another who's pissed about censorship
and claims he's been suppressed.
I don't know what his beef is
I wasn't paying attention, I must confess.

(Chorus)

Now here's a chap, he hates you all!
and wants everyone to know
That even if he can't stand you
at the dance nights he will show.

(Chorus)

Finally there's the vegans here
you know they don't eat meat.
They'll walk along the Dark One's path
but they run away from beef.

(Chorus twice)

Yes, we put our Drama and makeup on
and proceed to drink like Hell.