FUN WITH THE WALTONS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:35 pm
Try this it's great ...make sure to post your evil-doings here HAHAHA
Here are a few things that you can do at your local
Wal-Mart while the wife is taking her sweet time
shopping.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off
at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, "Code 3 in electronics," . . .and see
what happens.
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M
& M's on layaway..
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they
bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me
alone?"
9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask
the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
11. In the auto department practice your Madonna
look using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! its
those voices again"
.... and last but not least ....
14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly.
"Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
Here are a few things that you can do at your local
Wal-Mart while the wife is taking her sweet time
shopping.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off
at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, "Code 3 in electronics," . . .and see
what happens.
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M
& M's on layaway..
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they
bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me
alone?"
9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask
the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
11. In the auto department practice your Madonna
look using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! its
those voices again"
.... and last but not least ....
14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly.
"Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
He he he...