iblis wrote:it occurs to me that attaching the label of "tasteful" to any photograph that is more than likely intended to generate seminal discharge is, well, just plain silly.

Speaking of tasteful seminal discharge I would just like to point out to all the sexy ladies here that I am in fact a vegan and I do take a lot of vitamin C.

EvilVegan wrote:

iblis wrote:it occurs to me that attaching the label of "tasteful" to any photograph that is more than likely intended to generate seminal discharge is, well, just plain silly.

Speaking of tasteful seminal discharge I would just like to point out to all the sexy ladies here that I am in fact a vegan and I do take a lot of vitamin C.

LOL...dork!!



I used to think vegans tasted better, but, now I think it really depends on the person not the diet...

EvilVegan wrote:

iblis wrote:

Speaking of tasteful seminal discharge I would just like to point out to all the sexy ladies here that I am in fact a vegan and I do take a lot of vitamin C.

i just couldnt let this go.

so... are we to assume you have verified this "tastefulness" for yourself?

Thrall turns brain back on

Stop! i dont realy want to know

Well either way I'm delicious. But I would just like to point out that I have done a lot of research on the proper way to make semen taste better, as I am a considerate person in that way, and I found a lot of interesting information which is useful for both guys and girls and boys who like girls who do girls like they're boys who do boys who like girls that are boys who do boys like they're girls.

http://www.maximizerhealth.com/sweetenze/sweetenze1.htm
http://www.tantra.com/qa/q55.html
go to google.com if you are actually interested, which I doubt.

I think I'm going to start the coalition for more/better/tastier oral sex. I don't care if it IS illegal!

DIVE DIVE!!!

Thrall wrote:

EvilVegan wrote:

iblis wrote:

Speaking of tasteful seminal discharge I would just like to point out to all the sexy ladies here that I am in fact a vegan and I do take a lot of vitamin C.

i just couldnt let this go.

so... are we to assume you have verified this "tastefulness" for yourself?

Thrall turns brain back on

Stop! i dont realy want to know

Two responses.

1> Why the hell else would I practice yoga?!

And. . .

B) ok I won't tell you.

EvilVegan wrote:Two responses.

1> Why the hell else would I practice yoga?!

that's going to a lot of trouble.

simply doing what are commonly called "butterfly stretches" is enough for most people, if practiced often enough. (1 or more times a day, every day.)

of course, mileage may vary from person to person. myself, i can't keep any section of my body excessively limber if i don't stretch said section at least every other day.

it occurs to me that you might not have been serious about all of this. if that's the case.. uh, nevermind.

I just figured that Semen talk and the like belongs more in the dumpster.

you are my new hero, CD. Yay and thank you!

YAY! I got a whole thread started on my semen! Yummy thread, this one. I would just like to erect the position that the stream this came out of was also a big pile of mindless goo. Honestly. . . I'd buy a pin-up knoxgoth calendar though. . .

*ahem*

I have actually conducted experiments on this very subject. (I'm a Scorpio, it's my nature...) and have found conclusively that...

Pineapples are the best at making semen taste yummilicious.
Pizza is a big bad no-no.
So are Buffalo wings.
Beer = blech.
Basically, citrus, and fruit in general, will up your tastiness.

I like oral. Giving. Getting. And I'm getting married soon, so no offers!


(I'm gonna get me another drinkity-drink now... like I'm not drunk enough...)

I hate when it has that Tequila aftertaste! Otherwise,... no cumplaints!

Yeah, I think alcohol has a stronger effect on the taste than anything....

Luckily my, erm, "donator" doesn't drink. he he he.

hey, at least it's not watersports.

yes, that's my ultra awesome wad-o-sperm smiley face. gasp in awe if you really feel the need to. i'll wait.

iblis wrote:

Hey, no throwing snowballs in here!

JaNell wrote:

iblis wrote:

Hey, no throwing snowballs in here!

that's not a snowball.

Ok, well then no snowballing.

being now in the dumpster i suspose it matters not if i wander off topic.

so i tried the vegan thing for almost a year and did not have a good experiance. my hair, very dark brown and thick, became lighter and thiner. additionally i lost a serious ammount of weight. my primary reason for trying it was to be healthier but it seemed to have the opposite effect.

have you had any of these problems? and what do you do to combat them?

iblis wrote:hey, at least it's not watersports.

yes, that's my ultra awesome wad-o-sperm smiley face. gasp in awe if you really feel the need to. i'll wait.

Ah, piss off! ...or b pist upon!

EvilVegan wrote:Ok, well then no snowballing.

He-he.

Thrall wrote:being now in the dumpster i suspose it matters not if i wander off topic.

so i tried the vegan thing for almost a year and did not have a good experiance. my hair, very dark brown and thick, became lighter and thiner. additionally i lost a serious ammount of weight. my primary reason for trying it was to be healthier but it seemed to have the opposite effect.

have you had any of these problems? and what do you do to combat them?

Well most people who know me will attest to the health of my hair, but thats due to the Cherokee in me, not diet.

Lets see to be healthy with any diet just watch what you eat, chew well and don't forget to breathe. I lost ten pounds when I became vegan (165 to 155) and that stayed off until I got a job where I sit all day instead of walking (back to 165), but once again I think that's more due to metabolism than eating habits. Eat a lot of China Wok and Taco Bell and you probably won't have a problem with weight (except maybe gaining).

I've been vegan for about 5 years now and aside from pissing people off when we go out to eat I've had very little illness or any other inconveniences. I don't take supplements and I don't exercise to regularly and I eat mostly PB&J, Taco Bell, Salads (Panera), and China Wok (Oakridge). Actually if I eat something different than the above its an oddity and generally very similar (stirfry from somewhere else, etc). I go to the doctor for checkups pretty often and last I checked I was at optimum health, with excellent iron levels, bloodsugar, cholesterol, and all the other things I don't really worry about.

The only thing I am partially concerned about is b-12 which there is a lot of evidence showing that there is a problem getting enough of it on a vegan diet, its what regulates a lot of brain functions and its only found in meat, dirt, and other things I probably don't eat. But I would think I'd have experienced some sort of deterioration in mental faculties by now (5 years) and I haven't noticed anything. I guess either nutrition science doesn't know all it needs to know yet, I'm producing it myself (it is found in meat, and I'm meat), or I'm getting it from the small amount of dirt I consume accidentally. Either way I'm fine. I have heard horror stories of people who had lots of problems with it, but I haven't and I've been vegan at least as long as they were. Buttercup is vegan also and as far as I know, except for her cheese/Nemesis' semen cravings I think she's pretty healthy and happy, but ask her for info on that.

But then I didn't do it for health reasons, I did it to be smug and evil. The kind of evil smugness most only dream about. My smugness sustains me.