Today's Announcement:

A lot of you are really stupid and annoying.

In the cafeteria we will be having breaded pork chops, green beans, mashed potatoes, and peanut butter cookies.

Ibbie Tremain, please report to the Principal's office.

Have a good day.

ReddErin wrote:Today's Announcement:

A lot of you are really stupid and annoying.

That should go without saying.

The Grand Poobah of the Upper Butt Crust wrote:Ibbie Tremain, please report to the Principal's office.

Oh! Have I been a naughty boy?

Mr. Tremain, we are very displeased with your behaviour on the first day of school. Writing "Ass Monkey" on my car with a Sharpie is not only disrespectful to your Principal, but is also delinquent behaviour. Your grandmother has been advised of this infraction and, though she is confined to her bed with a bad case of gout, she assures me that you will be punished duly when you arrive home. As for your punishment here at KnoxGothic Elementary, you must write a ten page essay on the topic, "Vandalism's Cost in Today's Society." I will expect it on my desk in the morning. You are dismissed, Mr. Tremain.

I finished my report on time, really! I just can't get it out of my butt...

Cabbage.

ReddErin wrote:Cabbage.

There's no way in Hell that I'm going to be able to fit a cabbage up my ass.

Besides, how would that get the paper out?

iblis wrote:

ReddErin wrote:Cabbage.

There's no way in Hell that I'm going to be able to fit a cabbage up my ass.

Besides, how would that get the paper out?

It has to do with physics and the anal cavity. See Junkie Christ for further details...