All students are required to gash their wrists with their pencils before lunch. Only number two will do. Number two, huh huh.

Lunch today will be fried toes, carrots a l'orange, celery sticks, and choice of pudding.

Ibbie Tremain, please report to the Principal's office.

Good day.

Does the principal spank hard?

I've been warned by the headmistress of your former school, Ms. Golden, and don't think that I don't have my eye on you as a potential threat to the tranquility of KnoxGothic Elementary. Behavior acceptable at St. Agnes' School for Wayward Girls will not necessarily be accepted here.

ReddErin wrote:I've been warned by the headmistress of your former school, Ms. Golden, and don't think that I don't have my eye on you as a potential threat to the tranquility of KnoxGothic Elementary. Behavior acceptable at St. Agnes' School for Wayward Girls will not necessarily be accepted here.

Well, shi-, I mean, shoot, Ma'am, how am I supposed to earn my lunch money, then?

I brought you an apple today ma'am.
And here is that 40 page research essay you wanted me to do on the lifecycle of the Portugese man-o-war.

OmeGaDucK wrote:I brought you an apple today ma'am.
And here is that 40 page research essay you wanted me to do on the lifecycle of the Portugese man-o-war.

~ beats the unholy crap out of weasel butt, steals his clothes and sets them on fire, then shoves his shivering nakedness into the footballs team's dressing room ~

Damn ass kisser.

Principal Erin:
It has come to my attention that several students are in need of intense behavioral correction counseling. many of these students have already shown signs of degenerating antisocial psychosis. this all seems to stem from interaction with a..one moment let me check my records....yes here it is....a boy named Ibilis Tremain. I'm sure that you are taking the neccesary steps to curb the actions of this obvious degenerate. In the mean time i will need to have counseling sessions with every student in school. please send the boys to my office one at a time, i will be however taking all of the girls at once. if you have any questions, I will be prepping my couch

thank you

DR. Fixation

Dear Principal Erin:
The new counselor looks at me funny, and keeps touching himself. May I be excused from my counseling session?

JaNell wrote:Dear Principal Erin:
The new counselor looks at me funny, and keeps touching himself. May I be excused from my counseling session?

Why? He's only doing his job...

Hey! Look at the Grouse!



Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk....

JaNell wrote:

OmeGaDucK wrote:I brought you an apple today ma'am.
And here is that 40 page research essay you wanted me to do on the lifecycle of the Portugese man-o-war.

~ beats the unholy crap out of weasel butt, steals his clothes and sets them on fire, then shoves his shivering nakedness into the footballs team's dressing room ~

Damn ass kisser.

Weasel Butt?...I'm telling.

I resign.

I hate you

I am not stupid, I am fanaticaly ignorant.

Thank you for your time and attention.












And can I watch the counselor touch himself?...............please.

yes............yes you can

AuralFixation wrote:I hate you

I hate you, too.

Okay I had enough I am dropping out