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My momma could beat up your momma

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 6:32 pm
by EvilVegan
I wanna start a fight!

AuralFixation your nuts are stinky!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.

Lets have a thread of cut downs and momma jokes! That way we can just move stupid pointless arguments here! YAY!

Re: My momma could beat up your momma

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:15 pm
by Hardcoregirl
EvilVegan wrote:I wanna start a fight!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.




I am ALL kinds of spic...what you talkin' bout?

well, your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.

Re: My momma could beat up your momma

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 9:12 pm
by JaNell
Buttercup wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:I wanna start a fight!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.




I am ALL kinds of spic...what you talkin' bout?

well, your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.


Buttercup, uh, uh, secretly eats Slim Jims!

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 10:56 pm
by Nexxus23
*ahem*
    JaNell really is a large, evil reptile. And she belches fire when drunk. She also has nasty foot odor stemming from half-rotted Japanese schoolgirls stuck between her talons, er, toes..

    EvilVegan, yo' momma so old, she has to screw her pantyhose on.

    Everyone calls AF "stinky nuts"... so that's not news. LOL



:shock:

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 11:06 pm
by littlepockit
what exactly is an "exican"?

and as far as that goes some of my favorite people are hispanic/latin american or whatever. besides that, that temper is a big turn on...


kimmie
;)

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:57 am
by Hardcoregirl
littlepockit wrote:what exactly is an "exican"?

and as far as that goes some of my favorite people are hispanic/latin american or whatever. besides that, that temper is a big turn on...


kimmie
;)


My great grandfather on my dads moms side was from Mexico, you can tell by looking at my dad and aunts, but not me (except for the full lips and thick hair).

EvilVegan called me Mexican until the day I said I wasn't a big fan of beans, at which point I became an "exican".

That feisty temper is what gets me in so damn much trouble! Its genetic, and of course it was encouraged by being raised by my mexican grandmother and aunts, I can't help it!

Re: My momma could beat up your momma

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:02 am
by Hardcoregirl
JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:I wanna start a fight!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.




I am ALL kinds of spic...what you talkin' bout?

well, your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.


Buttercup, uh, uh, secretly eats Slim Jims!


No, tube steak, honey, tube steak....

*giggle*

Um..JaNell reads harlequin romance novels and hopes to one day have one published...

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 5:40 am
by JaNell
Nexxus23 wrote:*ahem*
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JaNell really is a large, evil reptile. And she belches fire when drunk. She also has nasty foot odor stemming from half-rotted Japanese schoolgirls stuck between her talons, er, toes..

<snip>


That's JaZilla, not me... :wink:

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:05 pm
by littlepockit
Buttercup wrote:
That feisty temper is what gets me in so damn much trouble! Its genetic, and of course it was encouraged by being raised by my mexican grandmother and aunts, I can't help it!


yeah, i've seen many fatal games of "pollito" that started over things like territory and girls. went i was akid we lived between two rivals gangs...it was fun. (sarcasm)

kimmie

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:07 pm
by JaNell
littlepockit wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
That feisty temper is what gets me in so damn much trouble! Its genetic, and of course it was encouraged by being raised by my mexican grandmother and aunts, I can't help it!


yeah, i've seen many fatal games of "pollito" that started over things like territory and girls. went i was akid we lived between two rivals gangs...it was fun. (sarcasm)

kimmie


My family is a rival gang...

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:11 pm
by Nexxus23
littlepockit wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
That feisty temper is what gets me in so damn much trouble! Its genetic, and of course it was encouraged by being raised by my mexican grandmother and aunts, I can't help it!


yeah, i've seen many fatal games of "pollito" that started over things like territory and girls. went i was akid we lived between two rivals gangs...it was fun. (sarcasm)

kimmie


Heh, funny, I grew up between rival gangs too. Ah, the sweet, sweet scent of gunpowder in the evening... sure brings back memories, don't it?
*sigh*

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:17 pm
by littlepockit
yeah..it is kind of odd. i learned alot of life lessons then.

like, never play poker with a supposedly one armed man.
also,when you 7 years old don't stand on the front porch and yell "puta" real loud...


sigh...i miss the good ole days.

kimmie

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:37 pm
by iblis
hahahaha

"puta".

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:37 pm
by littlepockit
or like on here it would be "puta de gotica".

although before anyone gets mad, im not calling anyone names...
just being silly...


kimmie

Re: My momma could beat up your momma

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:07 am
by creapyrob
Buttercup wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:I wanna start a fight!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.




I am ALL kinds of spic...what you talkin' bout?

well, your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.


Buttercup, uh, uh, secretly eats Slim Jims!


No, tube steak, honey, tube steak....

*giggle*

Um..JaNell reads harlequin romance novels and hopes to one day have one published...


So protien shakes are ok?

I don't know any of yous well enough to say anything jokngly mean.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 2:28 am
by Shadow
::in best John Travolta voice, doing Vinnie Barbarino::

Neva talk bout my muther.......dat woman is a saint. :mrgreen:

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 12:27 pm
by Spam
Yo momma so fat it took a train, a bus, and 2 cabs for me to get on her good side

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:35 pm
by iblis
littlepockit wrote:or like on here it would be "puta de gotica".

although before anyone gets mad, im not calling anyone names...
just being silly...


kimmie

that's just too good. i'm stealing it.