Have you ever hated someone so much that killing them would just be to plain.... the kind of hate that makes you want to torture them in ways that they scream bloody murder for hours upon hours.......i'm sure you have so lets here it . If you were to torture someone how would you do it...?

I'd make a quiz of it first and then post it here otherwise I'd post this in the Dumpster

hahahahahahha..........

The Fallen wrote:I'd make a quiz of it first and then post it here otherwise I'd post this in the Dumpster

Good One.

Take a large piece of PVC pipe. Lube one (1) end with Icy Hot. Commence ramming it thusly into your target's rectum. Take a long piece of razor wire (or barbed wire. Y'know. Whatev.) and thread it into the pipe. Pour bits of broken glass, thumbtacks, vinegar, rubbing alchohol, salt, open pocketknives, etc. jiggle the barbed wire. Remove the PVC pipe, then pull the barbed wire out with a fast jerk. Then feed them ExLax.

Best when used on Bush.

I've always wanted to slowly remove the top layers of skin from a person's body...just the top layers where they could still live without their organs falling out. Once they come back to (since I assume they'd pass out from the pain), I would pour a thin layer of salt on their body *since it's basically all an open wound at that point) and unleash some type of flesh eating insects on them to slowly devour them.

But that's just the way I would want to do it....

i havent given this a lot of thought..or anything..-innocent look- but i would wait till someone broke into my house, then i would catch them and chain them up, slowly cutting off various pieces of thier body and feeding it to them, cooked with onions and green peppers, on a hot dog bun..you know like toes, phalanges..working our way up to nose and chuncks of fatty tissue..and carefully mending the wounds so they would live a while. And..since they had broken in the house..no one would be missing them..or know to look at my house.

Sledgehammer.
Testicles.
Anvil.

Repeat until thick paste.


The least inventive of my methods, but sometimes the simple ways are best.

I would just like to perform an Autopsy on someone who is still alive. Place a mirror over the table, so they can see what you are doing. Make sure they have an IV with blood, so they don't die from blood loss. Place just enough pain killers in their system so they don't pass out (optional). Then start the anatomy lesson. "Look, here are your large intestines, left lung, pancreas..."
That is just a general catch all torture I came up with back in high school. I have also spent time pondering other case sensitive tortures.

Anything that was used in the movie "Saw." Especially the reverse bear trap...

First, I thought this was a reference to the local band Torture Project...Just thought you should know that...

Second...come on...The Romans came up with one of the best, & has since, been forgotten in modern torture...crusifixion.

Some poor bastard...hung with nails driven through the wrists & ankles...They have to push themselves up to breathe (Remember those nails in the ankles?)...On top of all this, they are completely bound awaiting your sadistic tendencies....

This is easy to accomplish.

All you need is:

1 8x8 9' long
2 8x8's 4'6" long
8 2x4's 6' long
A box of 4" long nails
3-4 Aluminum gutter nails.
3 105ga Nickle-Wound Bass strings

Assemble in your Living Room or Garage...
A Skil saw

the acts of torture that i would preform really depends on why i am torturing the individual. although, one technique i would probably use is injections of adrenalin and insulin. adrenalin to keep them up, functioning, and alive, even after they should not be, and insulin for insulin shock therapy. it will send the individual into convulsions so severe that it will cause spinal fractures. diluted hydrochloric or muratic acid for a nice bath. the reason you dilute it is so that it is slower. also, 1 part acid and 1 part eyeball has some neat effects.

I refuse to answer this question as to keep it from being used as evidence against me in the future....