• What AuralFixation REALLY Wants For Christmas

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:43 am**

I think AF wants some life-size "Wetty Betty" and "PeePee Joey" dolls for Christmas.

Oh, and HandiWipes.
:twisted:

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2003 3:30 pm**

Don't forget an industrial sized barrel of Vaseline. :mrgreen:

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2003 3:53 pm**

:cue the flaming lips:
vasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssoline..........

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2003 3:58 pm**

iblis wrote:Don't forget an industrial sized barrel of Vaseline.

That reminds me - I almost forgot about the weasels!
:-x

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:23 pm**

Don't forget the wetsuit with the bottom cut out and the barrel of soapy frogs

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:05 pm**

The Fallen wrote:Don't forget the wetsuit with the bottom cut out and the barrel of soapy frogs

Didn't he request a few pairs of Sac-Free to go with those?

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:50 pm**

i like pork......you people are fucking weird....um....do i get to open it all on christmass eve? ill really need to plan the day

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2003 6:45 pm**

JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:Don't forget an industrial sized barrel of Vaseline.

That reminds me - I almost forgot about the weasels!

Dont forget the life size Wood chuck doll, and a few wet wipes for when its over, Ah heck just a bottle of bleach might work too

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2003 6:57 pm**

Malakelle wrote:
JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:Don't forget an industrial sized barrel of Vaseline.

That reminds me - I almost forgot about the weasels!

Dont forget the life size Wood chuck doll, and a few wet wipes for when its over, Ah heck just a bottle of bleach might work too

~taking notes~
OK, is that a woodchuck replica, a wooden Chuckie doll, or a catatonic Sir Diddimus?

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2003 10:14 pm**

Wet noodles, a bottle of Thousand Island dressing, and a cantaloupe.

You figure it out. :twisted:

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2003 12:50 am**

JaNell wrote:
Malakelle wrote:
JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:Don't forget an industrial sized barrel of Vaseline.

That reminds me - I almost forgot about the weasels!

Dont forget the life size Wood chuck doll, and a few wet wipes for when its over, Ah heck just a bottle of bleach might work too

~taking notes~
OK, is that a woodchuck replica, a wooden Chuckie doll, or a catatonic Sir Diddimus?

IF a Woodchuck would chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2003 1:43 am**

Can a woodchuck upchuck?

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2003 4:07 am**

Wet noodles, a bottle of Thousand Island dressing, and a cantaloupe.

no thats what I want for christmas.......

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:52 am**

three nuns, a greased cat and a bicycle chain.

ahh the good old days

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:21 pm**

iblis wrote:Don't forget an industrial sized barrel of Vaseline.

No... really a trial size would do... :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2003 2:00 am**

make it fun size...like a mini snickers

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2003 7:37 pm**

AuralFixation wrote:make it fun size...like a mini snickers

So you want suppositories, too?

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2003 9:46 pm**

id rather an enima..but bumfights can't be choosers

Posted: **Thu Sep 04, 2003 1:17 am**

I think this is what he really wants
http://www.arscomica.com/pix2/burg.jpg

Posted: **Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:18 am**

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

OK new rule....dont click the malekelle link....that was disturbing....it late...Im tired, wasnt ready for that