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An Idea For All The Boys Who Keep Flexing And Making Threats
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:13 pm
by JaNell
OK, all this antler shaking in thread after thread is getting tiresome. I have an idea:
1) All the boys who keep bickering, agree on a public place/time to meet.
2) Decide on a few impartial judges.
3) Just cut to the chase and whip 'em out! Sorry, this is one time when you have to pony up yourself - no help from friends!
Let the judges measure and see who's got the biggest & heaviest. Those less endowed have to roll over on their backs and offer their throats just like the losers do in
real wolf packs.
4) The proud owner of the mega-package will then be declared KG's Official King Stud God And Only Real Man.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:55 pm
by div
so what do we do for all the argumentative women? I mean, since they're going to fall *ahem* short in the competetion by default... tho I really don't have any qualms with them going ahead and rolling over on their backs and offering their....err.. throats...
anyways... the point is... um... well, you'll figure it out....
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 4:20 pm
by The Stormstress
Never underestimate the power of pussy!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 4:28 pm
by JaNell
The Stormstress wrote:Never underestimate the power of pussy!
Well, traditionally, women establish dominance by cleavage, but hey, gripping strength is an equally valid way to decide it, too.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 4:30 pm
by Seraph Antaine
OK, but no hands.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 5:44 pm
by pryjmaty
JaNell wrote:The Stormstress wrote:Never underestimate the power of pussy!
Well, traditionally, women establish dominance by cleavage, but hey, gripping strength is an equally valid way to decide it, too.
I've never had to use my pussy or cleavage to establish my Dominance(:lol: which is a damn good thing since I don't have any cleavage).
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 5:55 pm
by Imp
for the females, stick with size of genetalia. x-ray the ovaries. ::giggle::
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:13 pm
by pryjmaty
Imp wrote:for the females, stick with size of genetalia. x-ray the ovaries. ::giggle::
LMAO!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:29 pm
by rec|use
i have a feeling this whole thread was just an excuse for you to make a dick joke
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:43 pm
by pryjmaty
rec|use wrote:i have a feeling this whole thread was just an excuse for you to make a dick joke
Maybe so, but men are always making "fish" jokes, so why can't women make "dick" jokes?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:56 pm
by JaZilla
LadyIvanna wrote:I've never had to use my pussy or cleavage to establish my Dominance(:lol: which is a damn good thing since I don't have any cleavage).
I usually rely on my imperviousness to heavy artillery.
Well, that and being radioactive.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:28 pm
by Malakelle
Hay can I join in with the boys with my strap on? I think I could beat them all, 19 inches and the top moves and adds 3 inches at times !!
I always wanted to say I got a big floppy cock,
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:44 pm
by scarecrow
Malakelle wrote:Hay can I join in with the boys with my strap on? I think I could beat them all, 19 inches and the top moves and adds 3 inches at times !!
I always wanted to say I got a big floppy cock,
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:44 pm
by scarecrow
I would like to say that there is a rumor around about a "bullmoose"
And is it just me or is someone just trying to get a look at the KG man goods?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:50 pm
by pryjmaty
scarecrow wrote:I would like to say that there is a rumor around about a "bullmoose"
And is it just me or is someone just trying to get a look at the KG man goods?
quit "tooting your own horn" LOL
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:03 pm
by Malakelle
scarecrow wrote:Malakelle wrote:Hay can I join in with the boys with my strap on? I think I could beat them all, 19 inches and the top moves and adds 3 inches at times !!
I always wanted to say I got a big floppy cock,
What? Feeling less then manly?
**falls over giggling and pokes her self in the eye with her toy** I had to Sorry
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:04 pm
by scarecrow
Malakelle wrote:What? Feeling less then manly?
**falls over giggling and pokes her self in the eye with her toy** I had to Sorry
That's gonna leave a mark LOL
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:11 pm
by Malakelle
scarecrow wrote:Malakelle wrote:What? Feeling less then manly?
**falls over giggling and pokes her self in the eye with her toy** I had to Sorry
That's gonna leave a mark LOL
Not as bad as my toy with out lube, now weres ibbys ear when a girl needs it
Teheehee
Re: An Idea For All The Boys Who Keep Flexing And Making Thr
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:17 pm
by Malakelle
JaNell wrote:4) The proud owner of the mega-package will then be declared KG's Official King Stud God And Only Real Man.
Plus mines black with leather straps, which makes my cock more goth then yours, And it never goes soft
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:39 pm
by Sir Diddimus
LadyIvanna wrote:scarecrow wrote:I would like to say that there is a rumor around about a "bullmoose"
And is it just me or is someone just trying to get a look at the KG man goods?
quit "tooting your own horn" LOL
ROFLMAO
