<vain protestations>
<vain protestations>
<in-genre greeting>
<self-centered prattle>
<unoriginal closing>
Well, now that that's out of the way, hey. I attended the last sanctus, saw, hopefully wasn't seen terribly much, given how abominably I looked in my work garb. Gods above you folk are quite the devil's treat, aren't you. If I weren't so terribly introverted, I might have actually introduced myself in person, but as the faults of a life shan't be remedied in a single eve, I'll do it here. My name is Lorne, I'm from a podunk backwoods in Florida that doesn't even deserve to be named, for all that I love my home. I've been relocated through the arcane magics of familial intervention to Knoxville, where I've since achieved mind-numbingly gainful employment at a spawn of evil termed Client Logic. I blame the Illuminati.
I look forwards to gaining more insight into a scene that has, due to my backwoods upbringing, been more academic than enviromental for me until now. Perhaps someday I'll even manage a stuttered greeting.
Lorne
<self-centered prattle>
<unoriginal closing>
Well, now that that's out of the way, hey. I attended the last sanctus, saw, hopefully wasn't seen terribly much, given how abominably I looked in my work garb. Gods above you folk are quite the devil's treat, aren't you. If I weren't so terribly introverted, I might have actually introduced myself in person, but as the faults of a life shan't be remedied in a single eve, I'll do it here. My name is Lorne, I'm from a podunk backwoods in Florida that doesn't even deserve to be named, for all that I love my home. I've been relocated through the arcane magics of familial intervention to Knoxville, where I've since achieved mind-numbingly gainful employment at a spawn of evil termed Client Logic. I blame the Illuminati.
I look forwards to gaining more insight into a scene that has, due to my backwoods upbringing, been more academic than enviromental for me until now. Perhaps someday I'll even manage a stuttered greeting.
Lorne
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thats the best intro passage ive read in months
welcome
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Drinking makes you the same asshole your father was.
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Prayer, Praise, Profit.
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Lord Hades and i went to the last sanctus and had a nice time -
I am happy he has come out to play with the other creatures of the night - If you failed to note his appearance - - - - he was the one
who can go one on one with the fallen for the "Tallest Goth in tennessee" title...
cheers !
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I am happy he has come out to play with the other creatures of the night - If you failed to note his appearance - - - - he was the one
who can go one on one with the fallen for the "Tallest Goth in tennessee" title...
cheers !
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