I do apologize sincerely.

I am 1 twisted fukjob! I can, at least, acknowledge & admit it, which give a leg up on most o' th' other fukjobs; but I, not unlike the rest, still have trouble restraining the beast... ESPECIALLY when provoked. I'm not here 2 make excuses 4 actions or who/what I am, & I couldn't, obviously, care less about being popular or PC... (not that I'm ever n n e danger o' that)

That said... I can tell u that I've taken enuf brutal & unjustifiable attacks, myself, 4 every rediculous reason & seemingly none at all; that I, truly, regret being guilty of inflicting the same.

Also, my raw, quirky, sarcastic, twisted, dark, demented, & often, much like my shorthand, indecipherable sense of humor can b overwhelming; but, 2 me, this "life" iz the mother of all jokes & ALL of us r the punchline!



Oh, & 4 those I've duly offended... take it 'til u learn 2 b good lil' bitches!


NOTICE: The lynching line forms just south of Hell... better hurry if u wanna even c th' action!

Hey, that CD you made for my trip out to California? I'm listening to it now. Its one of my favorites.

You shouldn't have to apologize to anybody.

mafiaman wrote:Hey, that CD you made for my trip out to California? I'm listening to it now. Its one of my favorites.

You shouldn't have to apologize to anybody.

I'm glad u r enjoying the CD... it iz just 4 u!

BTW, I know that I don't have 2 apologize, but it seemed the thing 2 do.

Actually thanks for the apology.

I'm trying not to get into the blame game portion of the quiz. I understand you feel you were being slammed upon. I also think you went a bit overboard in your responses.

I would ask that if you want to get into an verbal war with someone please don't use the forum. Private message them, email them, Instant message them, something along those lines. Just try to keep if off the board.

Again thanks for the apology.

Does this mean we all get free lapdances?

Jack wrote:Does this mean we all get free lapdances?

you get two points for making me squirt coffee out of my nose.

but only one for making me almost pee my pants, because i really had to go anyways.

Jack wrote:Does this mean we all get free lapdances?

Right! I would, but my uncushioned edges might chafe u!

That goes back to the old "fine line between pleasure and pain" line...

Sorry, couldn't resist...

The Stormstress wrote:

Jack wrote:Does this mean we all get free lapdances?

Right! I would, but my uncushioned edges might chafe u!

if you disembowel him, i want it on tape.

..nothing personal, jack.

I've never had a lap dance. . . do they hurt?! I would imagine someone dancing in my lap would probably involve my unit getting trod upon.

Stormstress, if it makes you feel any better I wasn't mad at you so I don't accept your apology. I will eat your soul though.

EvilVegan wrote:I've never had a lap dance. . . do they hurt?! I would imagine someone dancing in my lap would probably involve my unit getting trod upon.

Stormstress, if it makes you feel any better I wasn't mad at you so I don't accept your apology. I will eat your soul though.

Just wear one of those sporty cup thingys!

The Stormstress wrote:

Jack wrote:Does this mean we all get free lapdances?

Right! I would, but my uncushioned edges might chafe u!

Some of us might like that.

EvilVegan wrote: I've never had a lap dance. . . do they hurt?! I would imagine someone dancing in my lap would probably involve my unit getting trod upon.

I gotten uh a few lap dances and never once have my boys been trod upon. But its also kind of nice when your getting a lap dance and the dancer puts her toes under the men who guard the assfort and then wiggles her toes.

EvilVegan wrote:I've never had a lap dance. . . do they hurt?! I would imagine someone dancing in my lap would probably involve my unit getting trod upon.

Stormstress, if it makes you feel any better I wasn't mad at you so I don't accept your apology. I will eat your soul though.

It only hurts if u ask 4 it that way nicely! Otherwise, it's a soft grind!

Cool... My soul iz dark, but sweet! MMMMMM... Yummy!

i know that at one time most clubs had the rule that the men could look but not touch, is that still a rule?

also, the girls couldnt leave with a patron after work, because it could be constrewed as prostitution.

i was just wondering. i didnt know anyone who was still in the business.

kimmie

Stormy, I'm still offended. You better keep that hot little bod away from me. And quit that chanting! I know you're trying to put a voodoo spell on all of us!

littlepockit wrote:i know that at one time most clubs had the rule that the men could look but not touch, is that still a rule?

also, the girls couldnt leave with a patron after work, because it could be constrewed as prostitution.

i was just wondering. i didnt know anyone who was still in the business.

kimmie

Casual contact (such as touching hand, arm, knee,...) iz allowed by customers, but NO groping, grabing, licking,... Interestingly, female customers tend 2 try & push this rule MUCH more often than the males.

Entertainers can NEVER leave with customers... that is considered prostitution.

ok...
so the rules havent changed at all.

yeah, the women patrons do tend to get a little more...physical.


kimmie

ophelia wrote:Stormy, I'm still offended. You better keep that hot little bod away from me. And quit that chanting! I know you're trying to put a voodoo spell on all of us!

Perhaps, I should further offend ur hot lil' bod n person!

* C'mon, u know I only chant voodoo 2 the tune o' children'z songz, right?

I found that the strippers are much more physical with females...I think so that the guys can be like "oh yeah hot lesbo action" and come up and tip more....

One of the girls at The Emerald Club ran up to me and bit both my nipples...another stopped me as I was walking across the floor and started grinding into me, then she tipped me a dollar

Buttercup wrote:I found that the strippers are much more physical with females...I think so that the guys can be like "oh yeah hot lesbo action" and come up and tip more....

One of the girls at The Emerald Club ran up to me and bit both my nipples...another stopped me as I was walking across the floor and started grinding into me, then she tipped me a dollar

It's 'cause you're both Hot and Hardcore!