I read this in amagazine the other day...i thought a few of these were funny...

1. Put your rottweiler on a diet.

2. Get laser hair removal for half off at a salon "training"night.

3. Give your "gently used" toiler paper another go.

4. When treating a friend to lunch, do not point out the itmes she's allowed to order

5. Skip the liquor store and try to make cocktails idea involing mouthwash and vanilla extract.

6. Go shopping with Winona

7. Take advantage of the low fares offered by "What's That Noise?" Airlines.

8. Break each birth-control pill in half

9. Take up knitting and give all of your friends made-by-you shrugs for their birthdays

10. Move in with your boyfriend and "forget" to tell mention it to him until your lease is up and your CD's are mixed in with his.

hehe
kimmie

LOL cheapness is good, just ask my Yenta roots!

Some of those "helpful hints" sound like one of my old roommates... eek!

yeah...an old roommate of mine did some of those things one time, but she was nuts, she put potatoes in light sockets...

im just glad she didnt save toilet paper...


kimmie

"drink your friend's beer while he's not looking, and feign ignorance of the fact later."