got a peg leg with a kickstand.

sucked my cock and made egg salad sandwiches

reminds me of a bowling ball......she gets pikked up....fingered....rolled through the gutter....and ALWAYS come back for more!!

is so damn wrinkly she gotsa screw her support hose on.

...is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

has to make 2 trips when someone tells her to haul ass

is so smelly, her Secret told on her

has such a nasty pussy the crabs ride dirt bikes

Your Moma's soo dumb...she has to hold up both her hands in a "L" shape to know what is left.

is so fat she plays slip n' slide on I-45

Is so ugly that she makes the elephant man look like Johnny Deep and has so much body hair she was chubaka stunt double. She is also so dumb that she blushed when I told her that.... then she gave me a blowjob.

....is so nasty, she has more crabs than Red Lobster.
....is so nasty, that when she done the splits, she stuck to the floor.
....is so old, that she gang-banged with the Hebrews.
....is so poor, the only time she smelled fancy food is when a rich guy farted.

hehehe


...is so fat it took 100 pounds of white lily to find her wet spot.
...is so dumb she is now a driver of a short bus to "Stay with her kind"
...is so dumb that one of the kids on the short bus gave her his helmet.
...is so Goth she has a WWRZD bracelet engraved in her wrist.
(WWRZD = What would Rozz Williams do?)
...is so corny that your dad stuck a scarecrow up her arse.

Codeine Coma wrote:...is so Goth she has a WWRZD bracelet engraved in her wrist.

LOL...I like that.

Your mama's so ugly, she went to a haunted house, and came out with a job application! (not my joke, but seasonal)

Codeine Coma wrote:...is so corny that your dad stuck a scarecrow up her arse.

easy on the golem jokes eh?
this is a forum thread about yo mama....not me.....lmao

scarecrow
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:33 pm Post subject:
Codeine Coma wrote:

...is so corny that your dad stuck a scarecrow up her arse.


easy on the golem jokes eh?
this is a forum thread about yo mama....not me.....lmao

Whoops! Sorry I didn't see you there.

...is so old Dinosaurs are still trying to dig her up.
...is such a slut she's sucked more than Junkie Christ can name beer brands.
....is so stupid she's still calling information for the hooked on ebonics tapes.
...is so nasty she choked Linda Lovelace.
...is so dumb she wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on her front porch.
...is so retarded she tells you that Micheal Jackson is white.
...Is so slow that when she tells a "yo mama" joke only your great grandkids hear the punchline.

...is so retarded she tells you that Micheal Jackson is white.

Micheal Jackson is white.....now



....yo mama, is so fat she drives a spandex car.

is so slutty she can suck start a harley