Apparently, someone took it upon his or herself to make a new user here named "Orlok." This Orlok made a post. This is not our Orlok. I don't know who this is, but when and if the identity is revealed to the REAL 0rlok, he will eat them. He's pretty fucking pissed off right now that someone would try to speak for him, no matter whether their intentions were good or not. So, faux Orlok, watch yourself after dusk. He's waiting for you.

Oh, and thank you to Jonathan for locking the thread.

~ReddErin

i gave props to a false orlok? damn. and i ate his flesh and drank his blood tew... you think i woulda been able to tell!!

No, you had the flesh and blood of the real 0rlok, sorta. You gave props to the false Orlok. It'll take a while to learn the difference.

Is this an imposter also???

'Cause I thought the master was here.

Why does this sound like a really bad joke to me? Will people never learn that there is only 2 types of humor? Good and bad, this is filed under bad. http://www.boners.com/grub/790821.htmlThis is filed under good.http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=124863

This is kind of like Tupac, really, when you consider that Tupac's not dead and there are various people claiming to be his reincarnation and such shenanigans.

Buttercup wrote:Is this an imposter also???

'Cause I thought the master was here.

Ya, that first link is not 0rlok. I don't know who it is. It's really stupid, though.

Thats what I figured. I blocked them from commenting or subscribing to me.

Mercurygriffin wrote:Why does this sound like a really bad joke to me? Will people never learn that there is only 2 types of humor? Good and bad, this is filed under bad. http://www.boners.com/grub/790821.htmlThis is filed under good.http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=124863

Sometimes Griff......you make me say "WTF" alot......

Buttercup wrote:Thats what I figured. I blocked them from commenting or subscribing to me.

And, I did the same.

Some people are just amazingly stupid. It looks like that may be this individual's affliction.

Eh, on with life...

I'm Count Orlok... yes I'm the real Orlok.... all you other Count Orlok's are just imitating... so won't the real Orlok please stand up... please stand up?

Orlok wrote:I'm Count Orlok... yes I'm the real Orlok.... all you other Count Orlok's are just imitating... so won't the real Orlok please stand up... please stand up?

Yeah, our Orlok imitates Eminem....right....

*yawn*

1. 0rlok hates hip-hop.

2. 0rlok owns his own domain and would not link his avatar from Xanga.

3. 0rlok sleeps in the daytime, dumbass.

4. Redderin and I are 0rlok's only authorized representatives. We never set him up with a KG user and he would never lower himself to do such menial tasks for himself.

5. 0rlok hates hip-hop.

Seraph Antaine wrote:1. 0rlok hates hip-hop.

2. 0rlok owns his own domain and would not link his avatar from Xanga.

3. 0rlok sleeps in the daytime, dumbass.

4. Redderin and I are 0rlok's only authorized representatives. We never set him up with a KG user and he would never lower himself to do such menial tasks for himself.

5. 0rlok hates hip-hop.

6. Orlok hates mosh pits.

7. Orlok hates unstable domains.

8. Orlok's a light sleeper. http://pub151.ezboard.com/fknoxferatufr ... D=22.topic

9. Orlok must sometimes act independently due to the incompetence of his minions.

10. Orlok loves to hold sweaty Black Balls.

Orlok wrote:

Seraph Antaine wrote:1. 0rlok hates hip-hop.

2. 0rlok owns his own domain and would not link his avatar from Xanga.

3. 0rlok sleeps in the daytime, dumbass.

4. Redderin and I are 0rlok's only authorized representatives. We never set him up with a KG user and he would never lower himself to do such menial tasks for himself.

5. 0rlok hates hip-hop.

6. Orlok hates mosh pits.

7. Orlok hates unstable domains.

8. Orlok's a light sleeper. http://pub151.ezboard.com/fknoxferatufr ... D=22.topic

9. Orlok must sometimes act independently due to the incompetence of his minions.

10. Orlok loves to hold sweaty Black Balls.

That's okay folks. We know who this person is now. You have no life! Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Orlok wrote:10. Orlok loves to hold sweaty Black Balls.

I now truly fear Orlok. I may run when I see you.

Oh, and we saw your girlfriend at the Ball!