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List your reason's why you don't like people

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:13 am
by Le Codeine Coma
List your reason's why you do not like people

1. Most stink/smell bad/smell too good/stink
2. Most have a superiority complex
3. We are all hypocrits
4. They wanna use you
5. They like foods I do not like
6. Everybody has some sort of structured chaos that all must obey
7. They lie
8. They tell the truth
9. They are too mean
10. They are too nice
11. Some are too silent
12. Some talk too much
13. They all want me as a slave of some sort
14. They all have partial answers to my questions
15. They stare
16. They submit too easily
17. They think what matters to them is what matters most
18. They repeat themselves
19. They like me
20. They hate me
21. They never even thought about me
22. They blow pot smoke in my face
23. They tell me I'm crazy
24. They tell me I'm sane
26. They never want to be more than they want to be
27. They step on each other constantly
28. They do not worship me enough

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2003 11:08 pm
by vicious_blood
1) Ignorance

2) Most are selfish

3) They try to force me to type correctly.

4) Try to make me smile when I don't want to.

5) If your not like them, then your not liked.

6) Smelly bastards. (Can we say "deoderant"?)

7) They look at me wierd when I say something psycho, or slightly out of the ordianary.

8 ) They make fun of my spelling.

9) Slutty furburger skanks.

:bangbang:

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:07 am
by Caustic
Incorrect grammar.

Incorrect diction.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:34 am
by Nexxus23
List your reason's why you do not like people.


Because they haven't evolved to my expectations. Bastards.






*Nexxus23 looks at vicious_blood funny...

And it's spelled "deodorant."

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:46 am
by junkie christ
i fucking hate everyone
fuck anyone who ever even fucking tries to understand why
i hope they die.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:36 am
by iblis
  1. They're breathing my air.
  2. They are FAT, LAZY AMERICANS!!! (Other nationalities aren't covered by this, but they are free to refer to the first reason.)
  3. Because if I didn't spend time and effort hating people, I'd be spending it killing people.


The end. Image

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:41 am
by Nemesis
iblis wrote:Because if I didn't spend time and effort hating people, I'd be spending it killing people.

Amen...

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 9:27 am
by junkie christ
because they are selfserving pieces of shit that take what they want, lie to you for it, and then stab you in the back and leave when your not looking.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 9:44 am
by Black Metallic
They are almost always shorter than me. Fuck em.

Re: List your reason's why you don't like people

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:24 am
by ms.tangledwebs
Le Codeine Coma wrote:List your reason's why you do not like people



I like people.... as long as I get to choose who I interact with and simply pretend that the rest of the world doesn't exist.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:02 pm
by vicious_blood
Nexxus23 wrote:
List your reason's why you do not like people.


Because they haven't evolved to my expectations. Bastards.






*Nexxus23 looks at vicious_blood funny...

And it's spelled "deodorant."


Reason # 8

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:16 pm
by The Stormstress
How much time hav ya got?! :twisted:

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:43 pm
by Mercurygriffin
I consider myself a people person but if I I were to point out why I don't like people it would be along the lines of ...................










THEY PISS ME OFF SO MUCH IT MAKES ME WANT TO STICK MY BIG CLOWN BOOT ALL UP IN THEIR ASS!!!!!

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:21 pm
by scarecrow
Ugh these fukking monkeys repulse me because they are so rude :twisted:

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 12:27 pm
by Malakelle
Because I like to tell them If God Is soooooo Freaking perfect How come he fucked up on you, but made me so damn sexy?

Then they get mad, I get hyped, and we rumble, and they dont like it when I beat them and there kids up^^

The whole point of that is.............they have no Funny bone

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:03 pm
by iblis
Malakelle wrote:The whole point of that is.............they have no Funny bone

At least, they don't until you whip out the strap-on! ;)

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:05 pm
by TiredUnhappy
because of people like ash ( don't ask )

stupid annoying fucker :evil:

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:19 pm
by iblis
Oh, and I hate people who complain about my drinking.

Drinking keeps me happy.

Happy keeps me sane.

Sane keeps you alive.

Don't knock it. :mrgreen:

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 7:40 pm
by vicious_blood
iblis wrote:Oh, and I hate people who complain about my drinking.

Drinking keeps me happy.

Happy keeps me sane.

Sane keeps you alive.

Don't knock it. :mrgreen:


I don't know if drinking makes me happy but it sure helps me have some fun.

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:49 pm
by Nexxus23
vicious_blood wrote:Reason # 8


Oooh, clever... LOL