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Must haves for the Good Catholic

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 5:56 pm
by faeriegirl
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Its multi functional!

Its a pray alter by day and a dildo by night!

what more could a girl ask for? :lol:

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 6:08 pm
by iblis
:shock:

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 7:41 pm
by Saint Ignatious
I didn't know that the Virgin Mary was a multi-tasker :!:

Re: Must haves for the Good Catholic

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 8:01 pm
by EvilVegan
faeriegirl wrote:Image
Its multi functional!

Its a pray alter by day and a dildo by night!

what more could a girl ask for? :lol:


Can you feel the power of the Lord inside you?

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 8:49 pm
by iblis
i guess that makes mary a lesbo.

cool.

(psst. show them it closed!)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 10:01 pm
by ReddErin
That is pointy. Pointy is not good.

Pointy = "ah ah ah.....OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! What the hell did the Lord do to me? I thought I was supposed to go blind!"

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 10:25 pm
by iblis
:lol:

*chokes on coffee*

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:53 am
by littlepockit
ok...that was soo funny, but very bad.

but i agree with erin...major pain right there. not fun kind of pain either. it would be "rip your uterine lining and spend the night in the ER" kind of pain.

hehe. i must now do nine rosaries for laughing at that. its gonna be looong night.

kimmie

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 2:56 pm
by Nexxus23
littlepockit wrote:hehe. i must now do nine rosaries for laughing at that. its gonna be looong night.


And that is why I'm an EX- Catholic...