To the tune of "She'll be coming 'round the mountain"


"There's a skeeter on my peeter, whack it off! (Whack it off!)

There's a skeeter on my peeter, whack it off! (Whack it off!)

There's a dozen on my cousin, I can hear those bastards buzzin,

There's a skeeter on my peeter, whack it off! (Whack it off!)"


The End

I feel the pain... I moved to Florida last month, and have since been convinced by sight that the mosquito is the Florida state bird. Had to battle two of them from carrying off my three year old daughter. Did I mention that there's a pond-like thing fifteen feet behind my house? Or that the house did not come with a clothes dryer, and the clothesline is five feet from said pond, so I'm out there very often? yeah.... damned skeeters.

I hate skeeters, too. There's a few more lines to that song but I can't remember them all.

Mosquitoes aren't much of a problem, as long as you bring along live (human) bait..