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If God where an inanimate object, what whould he be?
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:17 am
by spookwhore
My answer will have to be "A sheild, used to protect all under the crest.", because so many people are willing to use religion as an insurance policy, but one they don't have to pay any real due for.
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:22 pm
by Sir Diddimus
More options, please......
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:38 pm
by Lost Traveler
more options like a crutch or an excuse.
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:39 pm
by iblis
I refuse to vote until you put up the option, "A dildo, used to fuck anybody who doesn't know any better."
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:07 pm
by karmakaze
iblis wrote:I refuse to vote until you put up the option, "A dildo, used to fuck anybody who doesn't know any better."
and a hello clittie (sp?) at that.
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:48 pm
by Nexxus23
iblis wrote:I refuse to vote until you put up the option, "A dildo, used to fuck anybody who doesn't know any better."
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:14 pm
by TheSym
An it.
unless it was a ship or something,
because then god would finally be a woman.
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:25 pm
by The Stormstress
Waz gonna say dildo, but ibbie beat me 2 it... how 'bout an omniscient paper weight holding us all down, man.
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:23 am
by Reverend_ Hate
I refuse to vote until you put up the option, "A dildo, used to fuck anybody who doesn't know any better."
I like that one,but I was thinking more along the lines of a buttplug, cuz he's a total fuckass.
God...?
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:35 am
by Nigredo
God would be the atomic bomb. It could go off any minute destroying us all.
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:46 pm
by FalseAbsolution
Yes i must agree witht he dildo remark.
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:08 pm
by miz kitty
I'm going with dildo....
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:14 pm
by scarecrow
miz kitty wrote:I'm going with dildo....
Oh this is bad.......
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:36 pm
by AuralFixation
awnser: whatever happens to be swinging from my nuts right now.
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:23 am
by The Fallen
AuralFixation wrote:awnser: whatever happens to be swinging from my nuts right now.
Barbara Mandrill and the Mandrill sisters?
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:56 pm
by iblis
The Fallen wrote:AuralFixation wrote:awnser: whatever happens to be swinging from my nuts right now.
Barbara Mandrill and the Mandrill sisters?
Leave the monkeys out of this.
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:32 pm
by AuralFixation
The Fallen wrote:AuralFixation wrote:awnser: whatever happens to be swinging from my nuts right now.
Barbara Mandrill and the Mandrill sisters?
god would i give a finger for that to be true