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I propose a thesis!
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:15 pm
by celticsmith
The Premise: it is widely recognised that:
"Mean people suck!"
Further more, it is thusly proposed :
"Mean people suck, but nice people swallow..."
Where upon I was confronted by and X-ian wearing a shirt stating:
"Satan sucks!"
Thus, does this mean that ergo:
"Jesus swallows?"
I am MOST confused about this. However it would be in line with the whole "turn the other cheek" philosophy.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:23 pm
by iblis
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:49 pm
by Sir Diddimus
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:31 pm
by The Stormstress
It might also depend on about which cheek u'r turniing.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:59 pm
by junkie christ
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:53 pm
by Shadow
Bad but silly pirate.
Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 3:03 am
by Mistress Eve(L)
Deep thougths. By Celtic Smith
Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:34 am
by iblis
That settles it. Now I have to make the T-shirt, "Swallow a load for Jesus"
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 6:08 pm
by Arkady
iblis wrote:That settles it. Now I have to make the T-shirt, "Swallow a load for Jesus"
Dibs on one out of the first printing!
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 4:47 am
by spookwhore
To add to your thesis, If Jesus swallows, this must mean that he has performed the act of oral sex. Also, if Jesus was "sinless", that must mean that oral sex is not really sex, otherwise that would be fornication. Ergo, if oral sex isn't really sex, it is not adultry. My point being that Ex-President Clinton...completely innocent!!! It also proves Marilyn Manson right as saying: "Blowjobs are not cheating. They are like handshakes & autographs." I bow to you CelticSmith. *curtsies*...oh,wait...*bows*
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:16 am
by celticsmith
spookwhore wrote:To add to your thesis, If Jesus swallows, this must mean that he has performed the act of oral sex. Also, if Jesus was "sinless", that must mean that oral sex is not really sex, otherwise that would be fornication. Ergo, if oral sex isn't really sex, it is not adultry. My point being that Ex-President Clinton...completely innocent!!! It also proves Marilyn Manson right as saying: "Blowjobs are not cheating. They are like handshakes & autographs." I bow to you CelticSmith. *curtsies*...oh,wait...*bows*
Yay! Oral sex for everyone!
