Assignment One: If you want to be goth, go to a friends house and break out the old "wraith, the oblivion" and "Pablo Honey"

Make sure you shoot up a nice dose of heroin hours prior to the meeting, so that you are currently coming down

Play Wraith, listening to "creep" while Coming down off of heroin.

For bonus points, during your breaks... you can smoke cloves or cut your hands.


(this is a joke.. don't get offended or violent)

Stapling your hand to your forehead should also give some bonus points.

Even more points should be awarded if you manage to staple both hands to your forehead.

You must write really bad depressing poetry about how your life is meaningless and you would be better off dead.....make sure you staple the hand you DON'T write with.

You must write really bad depressing poetry about how your life is meaningless and you would be better off dead.....make sure you staple the hand you DON'T write with.

oh and you forgot, you must make a list of all your ex's and moan/sigh as you write each one down, thinking about how they betrayed you.

you forgot the part about fucking baby goats for the devil

then you must watch every horror movie known to man memorizing every Death scene for future replication

AuralFixation wrote:you forgot the part about fucking baby goats for the devil

Good god, man. I love you.

Not like that whole, "God loves you," kind of love, though. More like, "banana love".

Personally, I jsut dnot think I can get through a day without and iblis link or shit like this
insert banana booty love here

thats what makes me smile



say when is that kitten throwing army gonna start up????[/quote]

Also be sure to turn your Jag into a hearse then send it flying over a cliff.

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!!!!!













i love you back....or backwards..too ibi

Fucking baby goats for the devil? Man.... You cant just jump from beginner goth (lesson one) into fully homicidal demon worshipping neo warlock! i mean.. thats some advacned shit! (working on lesson two... will adress concerns of studends )

Fuck baby goats for the devil! whoa whoa whoa... thats for the more advanced classes (If you would like to take my fully homicidal demonist class... you first must get through this one ) WOrking on a lesson two. Will adress student concerns

How about "Lesson 2: Resurrecting the Great Banana"?

Fashion Tip 101

Dress completly in black, fishnets and combat boots. (corsets and trench coats earn extra goth points) Paint fingernails, lips and eyes black and look extremly bored.

Hair should be dyed a dark color or one not found in the natural rainbow.

For more fashion tips, please see the "fashion section of our board"




"winks at Miss Karlaboo"

Now you have taken the first step into self loathing, continue this with buying a whole collection of shitty emo music... Pedro the Lion will do. Listen to it daily and write up a list of all your ex boyfriends/girlfriends... not to mention the boys'girls you always wanted but were too marshmellowy to talk to.

When listening to your pedro the lion/other shitty emo cd, sing the songs to your ex lovers. sigh about it.

I will need a paper on my desk tomorrow discussing your activities, and i will also need at least five shitty poems no one understands because they are pretiotious

Ex. Credit: Create a pretentious psudonym... something like... "voltare" or "garret the thief" or "Stealer of Shadows" Depending on your level of creativity, you can gain between five and twenty extra points.

(again, dont beat the shit out of me.. its a joke. Im just as pretentious as all this shit im saying )

Also be sure to turn your Jag into a hearse then send it flying over a cliff.

lol I loved that movie.