This talk of the moshing pit at Sanctus as well as actions at said night did irk me quite a bit. So I'd like to bring a few things to you young'ns general attention.

And here to help me get your attention is our shiny boingie blob...

Shiny»»

1. Do not dance with drinks in hand... This isn't a frat/sorostitute party, be smart, you'd spill your drink. Which makes for a slippery dance floor, I know I almost fell down, twice. Plus you might drop your beer bottle, and that makes it difficult to dance for the ladies who's sore feet have been crammed in heels/boots most of the night, who toff those to dance barefoot, not good to do on broken glass...
2. If you aren't moshing in your own corner, please respect other dancers. Don't just shove your way through the crowd, go around or work your way through, and if you do bump into someone.. please apologize...
3. If you are too drunk to walk straight, you really don't want to be on the dance floor...(see Rule #2)

Feel free to add any addendums you can think of...

When I come out to a dance night, it's to well... dance. I may be known as the Fallen, but I don't really care to uphold my namesake if you know what I mean. Remember we're all here to have fun, let's keep it that way...

Oh oh! I have an addition!

Don't. Be. Stupid.

That should cover everything listed above, as well as everything else, quite nicely.

agree with fallen
heres mine
DONT SMOKE IN THE PIT GODDAMNIT!

The Fallen wrote:I almost feel down, twice.

You only almost feel down? That's not very Goff of you. And you should feel down all the time; not just twice.

I agree with Fallen.

I saw the beer bottle drop, and my insides cringed.

Not cool.

4. no smacking your ass if dancing close to karla
5. no giving slobering blow jobs durring Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood on the dance floor (this was always a hard one for me to abide by)

6. No letting AF anywhere NEAR the dance floor...

AuralFixation wrote:5. no giving slobering blow jobs durring Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood on the dance floor (this was always a hard one for me to abide by)

The Fallen wrote:6. No letting AF anywhere NEAR the dance floor...

Actually, he can dance pretty well. That's mainly because he watches himself in the mirror all the time though. ;P

Arkady wrote:

The Fallen wrote:6. No letting AF anywhere NEAR the dance floor...

Actually, he can dance pretty well. That's mainly because he watches himself in the mirror all the time though. ;P

LOL . Oh, God, it's so very true.

karlaBOO wrote:

Arkady wrote:

The Fallen wrote:6. No letting AF anywhere NEAR the dance floor...

Actually, he can dance pretty well. That's mainly because he watches himself in the mirror all the time though. ;P

LOL . Oh, God, it's so very true.

OMG...memories...

Oh..and another rule: No "liquid" raver dancing. That shit was lame even to us old skool party kids.

And most importantly:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO GLOW STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Buttercup wrote:And most importantly:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO GLOW STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah this isn't yer happy hardcore house shit, this is real dancing damnit!!!

The Fallen wrote:

Buttercup wrote:And most importantly:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO GLOW STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah this isn't yer happy hardcore house shit, this is real dancing damnit!!!

Erm...Ok well none of that picking the goth apple and putting it in the basket shit then.

I really hate it when people stand on the dance floor and talk for like 30 minutes...annnoying!

Also, I've always had this theory that there should be a roving trap door under the dance floor that can be operated from the DJ booth, so that really sucky dancers can be put out of my misery.

Arkady wrote:
Erm...Ok well none of that picking the goth apple and putting it in the basket shit then.

You forgot to offer the apple to Satan and then put it in the basket.

miz kitty wrote:I really hate it when people stand on the dance floor and talk for like 30 minutes...annnoying!

Also, I've always had this theory that there should be a roving trap door under the dance floor that can be operated from the DJ booth, so that really sucky dancers can be put out of my misery.

OMG! I had forgotten about that.

Buttercup wrote:
You forgot to offer the apple to Satan and then put it in the basket.

Oh yeah. heh heh.

I completely agree with the no smoking on the dance floor thing. I can not begin to count how many times I've been burned my some stupid shit muther fukker that was too fukking drunk to pay attention to wear the cigarette was!!!!

Arkady wrote:

The Fallen wrote:6. No letting AF anywhere NEAR the dance floor...

Actually, he can dance pretty well. That's mainly because he watches himself in the mirror all the time though. ;P

shhhhh




its just too hard not to when i look soooo damn good.....and what do you mean pretty well?!

miz kitty wrote:I really hate it when people stand on the dance floor and talk for like 30 minutes...annnoying!

Also, I've always had this theory that there should be a roving trap door under the dance floor that can be operated from the DJ booth, so that really sucky dancers can be put out of my misery.

LMFAO... you don't know HOW many times I have wanted that while DJing top 40

Buttercup wrote:

karlaBOO wrote:

Arkady wrote:

The Fallen wrote:6. No letting AF anywhere NEAR the dance floor...

Actually, he can dance pretty well. That's mainly because he watches himself in the mirror all the time though. ;P

LOL . Oh, God, it's so very true.

OMG...memories...

Oh..and another rule: No "liquid" raver dancing. That shit was lame even to us old skool party kids.

And most importantly:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO GLOW STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!

But glow sticks are pretty.

*Oooh, pretty lights!*