• This isn't a poem I wrote, just one I think is kinda funny..

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:24 pm**

I Hate You

Tufty zombie bastard
Glued up my stash box lid
I think I'm going to kill him
The fucking stupid flid

I'll cut the brakes on his black bike
That makes him think he's hard
I'd like him to end up under a car
In Tony Blair's back yard

And while he's dying in agony
At the smarmy tosser's place
I hope a seagull comes along
And shits right in his face

:roofle:

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:30 pm**

That was the dog's bollicks. Fitting fate for any SOB who would glue up a stash box lid. But what's a flid?

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:38 pm**

I dunno what a flid is, I think it's by a British author...
They use all those weird words.

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2003 2:40 pm**

Definately British.

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:53 pm**

Indeed. Too right...

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:57 pm**

nifty
the fuck is a flid?

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:58 pm**

flid [contraction of thalidomide] offen n :
syn. tard, spaz.