Once when I was in highschool I convinced 3 gullable folks that I ate babies. I went into the deepest of details. And what techniques I used. Not only were they so fucking stupid that they believed me... but they didn't tell the school cop either.


This is a rediculous idea for a topic. Please talk about stupid people so I feel good.

you ate them?!?!?
well hot damn thats the perfect crime.

I made 75$ my first day of my Junior Year in High School selling Elevator passes for 5$ to freshmen. (the High School was one story )

Damn. I do eat babies and no one believes me.

scarecrow wrote:I made 75$ my first day of my Junior Year in High School selling Elevator passes for 5$ to freshmen. (the High School was one story )

Fuck yea I turned quite the profit myself with that gag...Had gas money for two weeks because of stupid people....Dont hate stupid people.....exploit them for what they might be worth..at least this way they serve some purpose..

Stupid people kill me because no matter how much you try to explain to them why you are the way you are or why you believe the way you do, they still don't seem to understand... no matter how much you convince them otherwise.
i almost got suspended in high school because a stupid teacher found my book of shadows and automatically thought i was a devil worshipper, so i had a "meeting" with the principal so he could "punish" me in the correct mannor. they also made me talk to a counselor about the things that could be wrong with me. i tried to explain my religion to both the counselor and the principal, hell even the teacher that found the book! and they still wouldn't believe me. my principal threatened to suspend me on my religion, but said that he couldn't because i didn't have a serious record of crime at the school. so instead i got detention for a week.
then next week i was in my psychology class with the teacher that found the book, and she went on a lecture about how teachers do things for the benifits of their students only because they worry about them. ...

whats the book pf shodaows? what did they think you were worshipping and how are they gonna suspend you for beleiving in that?

i sold fake drugs to some rednecks i hated in HS.
one i sold oregano with catnip and told em it was weed
the others i sold cardboard with elmers glue on it and told em it was acid.

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:whats the book pf shodaows? what did they think you were worshipping and how are they gonna suspend you for beleiving in that?

i am wicca and the book of shadows is a jounal/spellbook that some witches have to keep track of spells and moonphases and other witchypoo things. and of course, christians think that wicca is pure devil worship, when wiccans don't even believe in satan. they thought it was bad for someone to believe in something else than them... that is why i almost got suspended.

junkie christ wrote:i sold fake drugs to some rednecks i hated in HS.
one i sold oregano with catnip and told em it was weed
the others i sold cardboard with elmers glue on it and told em it was acid.

LOL That's hilarious.In highschool I knew this kid who told everyone he was this big druggy and shit,but he had never even done any drugs.So I sold him a bag of fuckin Goody Powder and told him is was cocaine. LOL I got $50 out of the little fuck and he came back again lol.

If there's a druggie who's not AS stupid as some... you could always mix shit into his weed and still make money off of him... fuck it. Offer him sex to one of your friends. Meet where ever and kick his ass and run off with all of his money.

junkie christ wrote:i sold fake drugs to some rednecks i hated in HS.
one i sold oregano with catnip and told em it was weed
the others i sold cardboard with elmers glue on it and told em it was acid.

ohh god that's soo great. I had way too many stupid people in my shool... i was always doing something to explot them, i found them very proffitable... or at least in the fashion that i got any cd or anything like that they had if i wanted it. I sold this guy powder sugar for coke... told someone that this peice of paper was a sheet of acid because i knew he had never seen a sheet in his life, and was was even more funny he ate the paper and started acting like he was messed up, and he really believed he was.... i had way too much time on my hands....

I think that perhaps some individuals confuse "stupidity" with ignorance.

The great thing about being human is being an individual, and that includes not possessing all of your neighbor's knowledge, and vice versa.

I think that the most pathetic and sad thing is to have a greater understanding of something than someone else, and instead of trying to educate them, you manipulate or exploit them. Sorry, that's just a waste of the "superior intelligence" that you believe you have.

No one is beyond being duped.

Vampire Goddess: kudos for trying.

why thank you ophelia... that made my day.

ophelia wrote:I think that perhaps some individuals confuse "stupidity" with ignorance.

The great thing about being human is being an individual, and that includes not possessing all of your neighbor's knowledge, and vice versa.

I think that the most pathetic and sad thing is to have a greater understanding of something than someone else, and instead of trying to educate them, you manipulate or exploit them. Sorry, that's just a waste of the "superior intelligence" that you believe you have.

No one is beyond being duped.


That's very true none of us know it all...my reasons for exploting there people come from having seen them make these type of mistakes on a regular basis...if someone proves themselves to be a failure time and time again I see nothing wrong with treating these people like the idiots they are....and if someone acts as if they know exactly what there doing when we all know they are full of shit why try to help them????
Vampire Goddess: kudos for trying.

Yea vampy....you are definatly one of the few with that kind of patience...definatly a good thing...

oops....the last part of the above quote was mine not ophelia's...

I bought a black light once and my mom thought I was smoking pot and worshiping the devil in my bedroom...she even had an "intervention". Now I get asked everyday if I "still love God".

ophelia wrote:I think that the most pathetic and sad thing is to have a greater understanding of something than someone else, and instead of trying to educate them, you manipulate or exploit them. Sorry, that's just a waste of the "superior intelligence" that you believe you have.

I agree. Unless they look funny. Then they're fair game for some exploitation, because they could very well be one of those goddamned devil worshiping Goths you see hanging around all the time.

fuck it. ill when they make legal murder day an official holiday, ill just shoot as many people as i can.

I'm not waiting till it's an official holiday.