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Help Junkie make Star Wars pr0n!
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:53 am
by iblis
junkie_christ, the man, the myth, the legend, has just stated that if some women volunteer to help, he'll make something completely unheard of: Darth Vader porn.
You see,
other media icons have had their fair share of fat cash in the porn industry, but Darth Vader has gotten little or no representation thus far.
Junkie has taken it upon himself to fix this. Help him make the market an equal ground for fictional characters again!
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:04 pm
by junkie christ
and no matter what you think after you watch this porn, i do not have a bionic cock.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:10 pm
by vicious_blood
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:19 pm
by iblis
vicious_blood wrote::rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho.
Not competition, unless you're planning on video taping said sexual encounters.
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:36 pm
by vicious_blood
iblis wrote:vicious_blood wrote::rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho.
Not competition, unless you're planning on video taping said sexual encounters.
.
Hmmm....That's not a bad idea!
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:42 pm
by iblis
vicious_blood wrote:iblis wrote:vicious_blood wrote::rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho.
Not competition, unless you're planning on video taping said sexual encounters.
.
Hmmm....That's not a bad idea!
See, the moment when you start posting "kit porn" links is the moment when I stop clicking links on this forum.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:12 pm
by vicious_blood
iblis wrote:vicious_blood wrote:iblis wrote:vicious_blood wrote::rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho.
Not competition, unless you're planning on video taping said sexual encounters.
.
Hmmm....That's not a bad idea!
See, the moment when you start posting "kit porn" links is the moment when I stop clicking links on this forum.
Lol...would it really be THAT bad? *sniff*
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:31 pm
by Mistress Eve(L)
Will your light saber glow in the dark? Can I be Lay-uh?????
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:40 pm
by iblis
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Will your light saber glow in the dark? Can I be Lay-uh?????
See, this is the power of the dumpster. Already there's volunteers.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 7:03 pm
by junkie christ
vicious_blood wrote::rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho.
no its not
this is all ibbies idea and i think hes actually crazy enough to film me fucking too.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:44 pm
by iblis
junkie christ wrote:vicious_blood wrote::rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho.
no its not
this is all ibbies idea and i think hes actually crazy enough to film me fucking too.
Crazy like a fox - I seriously think people would pay to see (Junkie) Christ in a porno. It'd be the most Christian porn ever filmed!
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:31 pm
by junkie christ
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Will your light saber glow in the dark? Can I be Lay-uh?????
umm if my
lightsaber glows in the dark, i better get some mad meds to clear that shit up.....
bleh.
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:21 am
by CrimeCore
AYE... HERPES IS WORSE.
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:25 am
by junkie christ
i wouldnt know. and i hope i get thru the darth vader porn without karmaticly getting anything.. lol..
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:54 am
by vicious_blood
iblis wrote:junkie christ wrote:vicious_blood wrote::rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho.
no its not
this is all ibbies idea and i think hes actually crazy enough to film me fucking too.
Crazy like a fox - I seriously think people would pay to see (Junkie) Christ in a porno. It'd be the most Christian porn ever filmed!
How about if he pays us?
Ok, maybe I'll give him a nickle.
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:05 pm
by junkie christ
i should start charging admission to touch the JC-rod...
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:09 pm
by vicious_blood
junkie christ wrote:i should start charging admission to touch the JC-rod...
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:34 pm
by iblis
junkie christ wrote:i should start charging admission to touch the JC-rod...
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:46 pm
by junkie christ
wow
45% of the people who took this poll want the force...
good... i do use a bit of it...
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:20 am
by X
me and a friend made stop motion animation star wars porn like.....years and years ago.....imagine, 12 inch leia, taking a gang bang from darth, palpatine, and a stormtrooper.......
we even did a gay scene....cus ya know 3p0 is gay.....and he had a stormtrooper lovah
