I'd like to sing all of you a song that truly expresses how I feel; I hope it's not too Care Bearish for everyone, but it means a lot to me:

~ clears throat and sings ~

Eat us!
Hey! It's Thanksgiving Day.
Eat us!
We make a nice buffet.
We lost
The race with Farmer Ed.
So eat us 'cause we're good and dead.

White man or red man, from east or the south,
Chop off our legs, and put 'em in your mouth.

Eat me!
Sauteed or barbequed.
Eat me!
We once were pets, but now we're food.
We won't
Stay fresh for very long,
So eat us before we finish this song.

Eat us before we finish this song.

"Eat Me", Addams Family Values

Duuuuuude.

okay... I'm gettin hungry now... and have to wait till dinner for the good food

Wait there is the neighbors chiuwawa. That might tide me till dinner

Bone wrote:okay... I'm gettin hungry now... and have to wait till dinner for the good food

Wait there is the neighbors chiuwawa. That might tide me till dinner

Really? there's not usually enough meat on those things to make a decent appetizer.

DarkVader wrote:

Bone wrote:okay... I'm gettin hungry now... and have to wait till dinner for the good food

Wait there is the neighbors chiuwawa. That might tide me till dinner

Really? there's not usually enough meat on those things to make a decent appetizer.

That's why I'm not really into skinny women...

I love it!

Wednesday Addams:
Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims. And especially do not trust Sarah Miller. For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.



I love that movie...