I wish I had a remote to?



To zap me with all the art history knowledge in the world! So may be I could finally get may get higher than a “C” in all my art history courses! And, a remote to magically do my wash for me! Poof, it is all clean, dry and nicely folded and put away.

I want a universal remote. It controls the universe.

i wish i had a remote to zap myself asleep at night. sex or whiskey work pretty well but neither is available tonight.

I want a location remote, to get me the hell out of Tennessee.

That universal remote's a great idea, but there'd just be way too many buttons for me to ever work it right...

... mute screaming children in movie theaters...

i'm for the universal remote approach. but then, i loved black and white, too.

Life remote... skip over shitty days, mute abnoxious people, check out th' preview channel 2 efficiently plan my time... with many special functions such as evole, obliterate, and super-sexify!!!,...

hmmm...
i think i would have a multi-functioning remote.
it would do three things
1. instantly clean the house
2. instantly refill my coffee cup
3. study for my classes and zap all the info i needed in my brain

kimmie

I like the part about zapping the info into you head! That would come in handy! I want a remote to zap all the idiots that annoy you during the day! Poof, the individual that never shut's the hell up, gone! That ass whole that pulls out in front, or you and nearly hit's you poof gone! Poof, the neighbors that will not shut the hell up, now that one would come in handy!