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Have you guy's heard any good "one liners" lately?
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 5:48 am
by cutelittlepsycho20
One of my favorites is:
"Before we get killed, there is something i want to tell you... you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man!" -Brandon Lee-[Showdown in Little Tokyo]
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:30 am
by Logic
"If you want to be a non-conformist all you have to do is dress the same as us and listen to the same music as us."
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:54 pm
by Nexxus23
"Judgement has always been a poor substitute for intellectual understanding, and is most often passed by those with neither." - Balpen Naam
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:55 pm
by Nexxus23
"Away, ye three-inch fool!" - Shakespeare
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:00 pm
by junkie christ
one im getting put on a tshirt
"analyze starts with anal, which is what your being if you do it too much"
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:48 pm
by scarecrow
I want a bumper sticker with this:
"I ate your Honor Student whit some farva beans and a nice kyanti." (sp?)
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:04 pm
by creapyrob
scarecrow wrote:"I ate your Honor Student whit some farva beans and a nice kyanti." (sp?)
I saw this one on the internet:
My kid fist fucked your honor student.
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:24 am
by cutelittlepsycho20
"I ate your Honor Student whit some farva beans and a nice kyanti." (sp?)[/quote]
that's Chianti
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:15 am
by Logic
Jesus is a cunt and Satan sucks my cock.
hey i got another one or two
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:41 am
by cutelittlepsycho20
"We're being chased by Guido the killer
pimp" -Miles- from Risky Business
"It's a trick, get an axe..." -Ash- from Army of Darkness
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:06 pm
by Nexxus23
cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:scarecrow wrote:"I ate your Honor Student whit some farva beans and a nice kyanti." (sp?)
that's Chianti
and fava...
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:03 am
by Mistress Eve(L)
Yes...I shot Logic in the head......BNWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:11 am
by cutelittlepsycho20
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:11 pm
by Logic
Since no one cares what I have to say.
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind what other voices say
They don't care about you, like I do, like I do
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.
Just stay with me, safe and ignorant,
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Count the bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums
I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from
A will to survive and a voice of reason
I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and your choices son
They're one in the same
I must isolate you
Isolate and save you from yourself
Swayin to the rhythm of the new world order and
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum
The boogeymen are coming
The boogeymen are coming
Keep your head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of a war drum
Stay with me
Safe and ignorant
Just stay with me
Hold you and protect you from the other one
The evil ones
Don't love you son,
Go back to sleep
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:59 am
by gwenhwyfar
first off, that isn't a one liner.
and second, the majority of us already know the words to that song.
thanks anyway
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:11 am
by Logic
....but are clueless to its meaning....obviously.
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:57 am
by Codeine Coma
"As you teach your children to speak,also teach them to shut The f%ck up sometimes as well."
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:53 pm
by iblis
"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it." -- W. C. Fields
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:05 pm
by Mistress Eve(L)
oh Logic....dont go down that road...you are taunting the one woman who would fling her naked body onstage as a virgin sacrifice to Maynard.....she's not just the president of the club, she's also a member....she is currently saving her virginity for maynard and has threaten to paint his words and lyrics all over the living room wall as homage to the one and only maynard......she knowd the meaning to every song. Ive heard them!
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:38 pm
by Logic
Sad....
No wonder Maynard hates most of his fans.
"Hope this is what you wanted, hope this is what you had in mind, 'cause this is what you're getting"
Don't you just love being told by someone else to think for yourself.
Try and read between the lines.