Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia -- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic -- Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..........

Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder-- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..........

Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

Autistic -- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock

Senile Dementia -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

LMAO... that'z sum hilarious shit!

Burning down a house is a perfectly normal reaction.. to anything.

LMFAO!!!!!