Hello everyone,

First, thanks to those of you that came to the Memphis show Sunday. I hope to see more of you at communion @ the asylum sat the 27th. I am sorry I could not talk longer, but I had to get to a mirror and find what the fuck was making me bleed in the pants. If you plan on going to the show the 27th and want to ride around in my rental hearst and drink red chocolate milk with me after the show, toss me a PM. I'm getting paid the big money for this one so I'm using the rest of it to get some gothic strippers if I can locate them. (If you are a gothic stripper without a penis PM me and i'll book for after party)

Second, here is a new mp3 for you all. It is my cover of the jeff buckley song "Grace"

I cannot play it live because of the vocal strain it would put on me, but you can enjoy it here.

http://ecdm.silversparkles.net/darkalfgrace.mp3 (right click, save as)

After the knoxville show I head to MO for two shows and then I'm back to TX. If you are attractive, without a penis, and want to cruise around in my rental hearst for those shows, also PM me. My driver got his third DUI this year and will not be making it for the remainding shows I have until Feb.

vocal strain? you sang it into a vocoder or fx processor....
was that an ??
if not.... kinda what i expected....

What vocal effect did you use on that mp3?

UPDATE: Nevermind. I figured it out.

HEARSE......its spelling FUCKING HEARSE

WOW. Your vox are so emotive and powerful. I live in the Dallas area Mr. Alf. I could probably find you some children of hate via the female species to indulge your deathly ways. I recommend a redhead and a black-hair. If you could do this on the last weekend of Dec. the third degree of Saturn would be in-line and paranormal energy would be more likely. The fields of Hadezaran could be more easily channeled and rapture would be imminent.

PM if you can/would be interested in the 27th(waaay short notice) or perhaps more suitably the 18th of January which would coincide with the 8th coming of Apoxealon. The latter sure to conjure up evil karmic figures. These would make your 'funeral' more likely to be a vision-quest.

ps-Psylocilbic mushrooms could enhance your evil receptors if they're not so tuned yet.

C.EvinKey utilized mushrooms on all the Skinny Puppy records and he is evil and dark

X wrote:HEARSE......its spelling FUCKING HEARSE

spelled...

gripe at me for a spelling mistake while speaking English like a fucking wal-mart employee

i have a very complex vocal rig.

I use a blue bottle tube mic (here is one on ebay, can't find their website http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=15198 )

into a custom antares rack unit built to my specs. I then split the signal with a buffered one in two out splitter to two vintage roland keyboard amps, one with mids scopped and the other with all mids and no bass. I have on my right side of the Y a bradshaw engineered series of boosters and eqs that are switched on and off several times a second with a strobe box, giving a sweep of freq on the wet side and a clear signal from the dry. The impendance on that puppy is ~3 million ohms.

for that mp3 it was just helium, though

btw what's an iblis link?

DaRkAlF wrote:btw what's an iblis link?

Read the FAQ

thank you for your prompt response. I have only a few more questions.

First, I wish to change my member/screen name for the KG forum. How do I do this?

Second, I am community minded and would like to submit articles, pictures, writings, art, or help with a specific KG sponsored event. Who do I contact?

Third, What is a "Pirate Raid"?

Thanks for your time

Arkady wrote:

DaRkAlF wrote:btw what's an iblis link?

Read the FAQ

I simply adore that description.

DaRkAlF wrote:thank you for your prompt response. I have only a few more questions.
First, I wish to change my member/screen name for the KG forum. How do I do this?

normally you ask the Admin as i recall but youd have to be completely stupid to tell some of those names with about 3 posts in them (all your threads) are you.

point in case, in this thread..

Painsure
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:58 pm
**egotrip**
DaRkAlF
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:14 pm
DaRkAlF
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:25 pm .
**heres the response to that ego trip..**

if its not you, you pulled a phone a friend life line..
if those IP addresses are not the same, ill be shocked and amazed...
not trying to be mean, just pointing out what i see.

hah please check ips, this guy is going to feel stupid

nope, different IP addresses.

DarkAlf are you performing at Asylum the 27th?
If so, Spinning or Singing?
Who are you performing as?... DaRkAlF?

playing, on bill as "bloody antlers"

alf, Man, I didnt know you were going to be in the area. Is this true?? I must see you. YOu have to tell me where you will be staying. If you need a place, you know my pad is always open. Maybe even book me for that after party. After the last one, I hadnt heard from you in so long. I am so glad you decided to come here sometimes.

Excuse me sir,JunkieChrist, I mean not to piss on your cloven hooves myself. If you insist on fornicating with me because thie DarkAlf guy is meriting my responses. Read no more. THen you wont hear how I will wish upon you eternal pain and mental incapacity(It seems to be working already) I tried to grace his(DRKALF) friendly side as he seems to be the only spawn on here trying to better himself and pursuing art or singularity in some way.

JUnkie Christ- you have proven yourself to be just that. Another self-made God in his name, a junky addicted to the opiaii of the masses, aka Christ 'the savior'. WOrhsip that never. Your name inspires me not. Atone mortal coiled reptile. Leave those of us alone who have true personalities.

Keep you ego rousing to a minimum, lest I say we'll crucify you again.

Soundz like sum1 forgot 2 take hiz anti-pshychoticz 2day... U obviously dunno Junkie!

stormstress,

I really enjoyed the art on your page. Will you draw me plz?

DaRkAlF wrote:stormstress,

I really enjoyed the art on your page. Will you draw me plz?

Thnx & sure.. e-mail me a pic & detailz ov what u want