When Unnamed Genitals Attack!

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Starting a topic about naming your genitalia is:

Wrong in so many ways.
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10%
A desperate plea for attention.
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25%
Cute!
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10%
Silly. Doesn't everyone already have a name for their stuff?
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Valid. Your crotch will be an important part of your friends lives, so of course they get some say in naming it.
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A way to make schizophrenia less obvious - "No, really, I was just talking to my penis, and he said I should kill you!"
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its name is Robert Paulson.

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iblis wrote:its name is Robert Paulson.


Shouldn't that be Robert Palmer?
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JaZilla wrote:
iblis wrote:its name is Robert Paulson.


Shouldn't that be Robert Palmer?

:shock:

no, definitely not.

but i had to pick something - and bushmeister is already taken.
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iblis wrote:its name is Robert Paulson.

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iblis wrote:
JaZilla wrote:
iblis wrote:its name is Robert Paulson.


Shouldn't that be Robert Palmer?

:shock:

no, definitely not.

but i had to pick something - and bushmeister is already taken.


I suppose that "Butt Plug" was already taken, too...
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JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:
JaZilla wrote:
iblis wrote:its name is Robert Paulson.


Shouldn't that be Robert Palmer?

:shock:

no, definitely not.

but i had to pick something - and bushmeister is already taken.


I suppose that "Butt Plug" was already taken, too...

if i were going to name it something degrading, i think "tiny tim" would be more appropriate.

or "mr potato head"
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iblis wrote:
JaZilla wrote:
iblis wrote:its name is Robert Paulson.


Shouldn't that be Robert Palmer?

:shock:

no, definitely not.

but i had to pick something - and bushmeister is already taken.


I had to look at that twice to get it. . . very subtle. And oooh so tasteful.
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iblis wrote:
JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:
JaZilla wrote:
iblis wrote:its name is Robert Paulson.


Shouldn't that be Robert Palmer?

:shock:

no, definitely not.

but i had to pick something - and bushmeister is already taken.


I suppose that "Butt Plug" was already taken, too...

if i were going to name it something degrading, i think "tiny tim" would be more appropriate.

or "mr potato head"


I like "Mr. Potato Head", or maybe just, "Bob".
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:? :shock: :roll: :? :shock: :roll: :? :shock: :roll: :? :shock: :roll:
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LadyIvanna wrote::? :shock: :roll: :? :shock: :roll: :? :shock: :roll: :? :shock: :roll:

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Shouldn't that be a one eyed smiley?
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JaNell wrote:Shouldn't that be a one eyed smiley?

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Not *quite* what I had in mind...
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God disaproves of this thread and thus smites you all

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:fuckoff:
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god can kiss my :moon:
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iblis wrote:god can kiss my :moon:

Another poor speller...
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JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:god can kiss my :moon:

Another poor speller...

how is this poor spelling?
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