• Say it isn't so.......

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 3:36 pm**

The end of a long time romance. How's that for Valentine's Day? :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 3:39 pm**

Now Ken will be able to come "OUT"

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:21 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:35 pm**

I never liked my barbies. When I was little my barbies became my experiments. Have you ever seen a barbies head on fire ? Its really funny! :loco:

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:14 pm**

Yeah, don't doubt Asshes on that one! I have seen what she does to manakin heads..........

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:36 pm**

Ogre wrote:Yeah, don't doubt Asshes on that one! I have seen what she does to manakin heads..........

My manican heads are a whole diffrent story. Those are my babies. It took a lot of time and effort to create those monstrositys!

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:57 pm**

I had breast cancer Barbie. She was my older sister's & somehow one of the breasts had gotten severly dented. My 8 year old logic was that she had breast cancer, so I cut off all her hair & said she'd been through chemo after her mastectomy.

My Barbies & Kens were always having affairs & divorcing each other, too. There were some great cat fights & few murders as I recall.

No one ever said I was a normal child. :roll:

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2004 11:47 am**

Ashes wrote:
Ogre wrote:Yeah, don't doubt Asshes on that one! I have seen what she does to manakin heads..........

My manican heads are a whole diffrent story. Those are my babies. It took a lot of time and effort to create those monstrositys!

Monstrositys is right!!! Hey, you should take some pics of them and post'um in the Art gallery...

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:16 pm**

A friend & I are coming up with our own line of Barbies! Trailer Park Trash Barbie, Crackwhore Barbie, Hillbilly Barbie (barefoot n pregnant) ... there are more I just can't think of them right now! Hmmmm ...

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2004 6:27 pm**

YES! Finally people will stop asking me where the fuck Ken is! Sorry, I'm a sad little person :-(

Posted: **Sun Feb 15, 2004 6:30 pm**

I had a bunch of Barbies and 1 Ken. They were always an Amazon villiage that he'd stumbled across, so they always captured and tortured him. Funny thing is that he never learned and kept coming back. :twisted:

Posted: **Sun Feb 15, 2004 6:48 pm**

I'd design clothes for mine, and cut off their hair all spikey and nail polish it (this was well before punk), and then they'd all have sex together. :twisted:

Posted: **Sun Feb 15, 2004 7:28 pm**

barbies where i lived where a way to tell which bois liked bois cuz all the gerls were tomgerls.
ken got dumped for a surfer? did i read that right?
haha
barbie is going counterculutre...

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2004 12:16 am**

Lady Shaper wrote:I had a bunch of Barbies and 1 Ken. They were always an Amazon villiage that he'd stumbled across, so they always captured and tortured him. Funny thing is that he never learned and kept coming back.

The fact that he kept coming back showed that he had learned something