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The Canadian bid for Global Domination!

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:50 pm
by celticsmith
Have you ever notices that all the countries that are under Communist rule have names the end in "A"?

Russia
China
Chechoslovakia
North Korea
and so forth....

Ever wonder why?

The answer is quite simple, really.

All of these countries have fallen prey to the Canadian bid for Global Domination. (The CGB!!!).
They have had their previous governments replaced by Communist Puppet RĂ©gimes which are easier to controll from a distance.

This all becomes obvious when the names of the countries are properly pronounced in Canadian.

Russi-AY?
Chin-AY?
Chechoslovaki-AY?
North Kore-Ay?

All under the thumb of Canadi-AY?

Of course this fact has been hidden from the American public for decades via this simple yet devious trick of language. This should come as no surprise since Americ-AY? has been under the dominating influence of Canadi-AY? since the 60's

I mean...Come ON!......did YOU vote for BUSH? Gore only lost because he acted too Canadian.

You see it all started during WW2 when the majority of our nation was of to war around the world.......


OOOPS!......I'm sorry....I just detected a tap on the line...I think they are on to me. Gotta go...


Remember Canada Is the ENEMY!!!!

Death to William Shatner!


This has been an Eyes-Only streaming freedom post.




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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:56 pm
by Ashes
I think you have ah hm um .... problems.

j/k :D

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:12 pm
by Mother Mo
O.K.

Now I don't have to move to Canada to achieve greater personal liberties, they can just take us over from where they sit! :D

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:16 pm
by white_darkness
I like Canada.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 1:14 pm
by satanskitten
I am so stealing this....

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 3:52 pm
by temple
:-x floppy heads and beedy little eyes :-x
someone should make a can emoticon

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 4:07 pm
by Mistress Eve(L)
yeah canada sux....and might i remind you, to honor my country I solemnly vow to assasinate Celine Dion............JFK style....to the back and to the left!

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 4:34 pm
by BearDragonLady
this has been a streaming freedom post- it cannot be traced, it cannot be stopped and it is the only free voice left on the web.... LOL yeah right... Ay? :mrgreen:

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:29 am
by Love
I'm all for Canada owning the world. It'll be a hell of a lot better than America.

Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 2:34 am
by FalseAbsolution
Blame Canada!!


I honestly do believe that Canada is up to something.... it's just a matter of what and when..... think...... the Canadian empire Ay?

Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:03 am
by gwenhwyfar
i am moving to canada for one simple reason

FREE FUCKING HEALTH CARE!!!!

thats all

Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 10:55 am
by Love
Wouldn't America be part of this whole thing...

Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 3:21 pm
by Mother Mo
After watching Bowling For Columbine & seeing the statistics on violence & gun ownership internationally, Canada sounds better all the time. I don't want to move, though, so can we become covert agents of the Canadian Empire & assist them with the take over of the country? That way I can be Canadian but stay home, too. :D

Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 5:53 pm
by FalseAbsolution
Gun ownership isn't the issue it's the ones that abuse the right to have them... i enjoy shooting guns, just the thrill of firing something even if it's just at a target, it doesn't have to be at anything... but i'm one that is very proud of my heritage...

Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 6:53 pm
by MahoganyDawn
Canda is starting to sound really good. Especially the health care. The insurance companys in this country have been draining the funds of people I love for a long time. If I could convince Rev to move with me I would. He's very stubborn. ;o) I love living in America, but if Canada has Taco Bell and Wal-Mart... there isn't really anything but family keeping me here.

Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:31 pm
by The Stormstress
"...with their beady little eyez..."

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:42 am
by Love
"our government ain't nothin' but a bunch a motherfuckin' drugs dealers"