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Shh...
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:43 pm
by Love
I have a secret but I'm afraid to tell. If you know my secret please do not reveal it. I'm still trying to decided whether or not I want the fact known. I don't know if it'll effect the credibility in my arguments. I would hope not...
Anyway, I'll give it up sooner or later. I'm open to guesses if y'all would like to take a stab at it. Just please, don't guess if you know.
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:50 pm
by Hardcoregirl
You are a pothead with bad teeth?
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:55 pm
by Mercurygriffin
You are a troll?
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:55 pm
by RavenLunatic
your a baptist preacher
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:57 pm
by Love
Buttercup: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was fucking hilarious in oh so many ways. I had to pick myself off the floor to type this. LOL!
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:59 pm
by Hardcoregirl
You are the troll formerly known as Logic?
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:08 pm
by Mercurygriffin
Buttercup wrote:You are the troll formerly known as Logic?
That is what I was thinking.
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:48 pm
by Lost Traveler
your a dude?
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:23 pm
by junkie christ
the secret is that she has a penis but is not a dude
shes a shim.
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:28 pm
by Coor
Whooly shit hermaphoride..dudt do do dut do. I have a hermaphoride song.
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:43 pm
by Ogre
Ummm your not human???????????
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:54 pm
by Onibubba
A few free words of advice: If you have to debate rather or not you should post a secret to a public internet message board, you probably shouldn't.
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:51 pm
by The Fallen
Can you keep a secret?
.
.
.
So can I
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:59 pm
by Onibubba
Sorry, but this reminds me of a joke. How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:27 pm
by X
he's secretly a retarded pothead transvestite, who was picked up by an alien, and forced into a weight loss program......AND did the jerry springer show to talk about it......
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:53 pm
by littlepockit
you are in the CIA?
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:13 pm
by Snap Dragon
Try reading this fast....
You're secretly Osama Ben Laden ....secretly evil twin to Bush.... formerly known on the planet of Fat Head as Almighty King of the Poo Throwing Alien Monkeys.....which are secretly really furry humans subject to lab experiments and tests for enducing the #1Evil hormone....which is secretly non-existent....don't tell anyone that i secretly just told you this secret ok?
YEAH....
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:21 pm
by Coor
Try reading this fast....
You're secretly Osama Ben Laden ....secretly evil twin to Bush.... formerly known on the planet of Fat Head as Almighty King of the Poo Throwing Alien Monkeys.....which are secretly really furry humans subject to lab experiments and tests for enducing the #1Evil hormone....which is secretly non-existent....don't tell anyone that i secretly just told you this secret ok?
YEAH....
LMAO!
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:15 am
by Love
Holy shit. Don't do that when you're high.
X is close to my actual person and life but not my secret.
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:28 am
by MahoganyDawn
If it's such a big secret why post about it at all?