• Know any good bar tricks?

Posted: **Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:22 am**

So yeah, know any good bar tricks? Something to help get a free drink or get someone else to pay your tab? Post em.

My only bar trick is to bet someone they cannot eat a piece of white bread in less than 5sec. with nothing to drink or wash it down. This crap is impossible to do. I have yet to meet a person that could..

Posted: **Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:31 am**

I do this one trick where I dip one finger in the ashtray, without the person knowing. Tell them to make a fist and rub it, placing the ashes underneath while doing so. Sprinkle ashes on top of their hand, rub it in & tell them to open it. They think the ashes went through their hand! LOL (wait until their drunk enough though!) I also take matches, pull them apart just a little, stick them on my nipples & light them for those b-day guys who come into the club! hahahaha*snort*

Posted: **Sat Mar 06, 2004 4:42 pm**

I can't give away ALL my secrets... :twisted:

The whole 'nipple and matches' thing just confused me...weird images in my head...

Posted: **Sat Mar 06, 2004 4:51 pm**

RavenLunatic wrote: I also take matches, pull them apart just a little, stick them on my nipples & light them for those b-day guys who come into the club! hahahaha*snort*

whoa
heres my big secret
if i come home with money in my walllet and with all my clothes......
thats a hell of a bar trick
as for how i get people to buy me drinks...
thats my secret.

Posted: **Sat Mar 06, 2004 5:03 pm**

Damn, I don't have any bar tricks. Nor do I have many buy me drinks....

I suppose I should start flashing my tits or something..I mean it is my spring break...( * ) ( * )

The only thing I can do is tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue...and that's pretty common I guess...

Posted: **Sat Mar 06, 2004 6:09 pm**

Given Frost the puppy eyes worked for me once!

*runz*

Posted: **Sun Mar 07, 2004 2:25 am**

Buttercup wrote:The only thing I can do is tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue...and that's pretty common I guess...

actually i don't think that is very common. everytime i do it, people seem to be amazed. i only know 1 other person that can do it. i dunno why, its not that hard.

Posted: **Sun Mar 07, 2004 6:00 am**

how about that one where you put a sleeping persons hand in water then pee on them.

Posted: **Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:52 am**

I know a great bar trick! Just follow the instructions below:

Walk over to the bar.
Drop your pants and underclothing to expose your ass
Do a handplant, with a 180° twist, to land your naked bum on the bar.
Proceed to take a dump.
After you're finished, flee¹. Just as you're going out the door, shout into the establishment, "Liberty, or death!"

¹ - Be certain to avoid the offended bouncers, bartender, and patrons while doing so. I would suggest pulling your pants up while running - this takes some practice, but it can be done.

Posted: **Sun Mar 07, 2004 5:43 pm**

i can see ibbie really tring this
thats what scares me
or does it excite me??????????
im so confused!

Posted: **Sun Mar 07, 2004 8:55 pm**

i have found that usually a swift blow with a steel bar to the upper part of the neck to work pretty well.