Allright.

You have 24 hours to be in a body of the member of the opposite sex... or just another body in general.

Assuming this body does not have a life.. (we'll say it just dissappears when you are done)... what would you do while in it?

In this other body,I first would...

1. Rob a bank and hide the money
2. Shoot member's A,B, and C of a clan that I shall not repeat and then go bowling afterwards. That way if I get caught media will instantly blame bowling.
3. Drink Alcohol again.
4. Have sex with a wildabeast and have high hopes to impregnate it.
5. Eat somthing greasy as hell.

since i'm a girl, i'd get a guy's body... what would i do? I'd masturbate as much as possible... Being female sucks, so fuck it..

What wouldn't I do?

Can we say PINK? Lots of it too...and...and mirrors...and random cylindrical objects...

Not really any different from my regular day to day but I'd have a pussy.

edit: yes, i realize that's violet, not pink. apparently this board is pink prejudice. fuckin' pinkaphobes.

Assuming that I would be a good looking chick I would do what I have never been able to do........GET DUMB PEOPLE TO BUY ME LOTS OF DRINKS!!!!!!!

Have lots and lots of violent lesbian sex (id finally be able to pick up chicks)

after about 20 hours of masturbating...

i'd file charges against dub-yah for as many sex crimes as i could think of, and then go to the press and publically announce that if i disappeared it would be from bush trying to have me "taken care of".

then, at hour 24 i'd return to my original body, the temp body would disappear, and i'd watch the ensuing chaos with glee.

if i was a male for 24 hours what damage could i cause. hmm...

Hmmm. If I were a female Id run around naked and then like go to a cd store, steal all the cds i can, pee on my principals car, crap on the school, and finally slaughter those I hate.

i would just sit infront of a mirror for like.....an hour...checking myself out........then of course masturbate.....then possibly make some object insertion videos to sell.....

I would also probably fuck...like mad.....dudes chicks everything....even a fucking cow....no not really a cow....but i would be down for an orgy

I would also rob a bank, and hide the money somewhere.....and probably just to be an ass......go start a video account somewheres, and rent like 10 videos...and never take them back.....


If i still drank...i would also steal merc's idea...and confuse dumb men into wanting me, and letting them get me drunk....but thats not new and exciting as i used to go to gay bars and do that....

i would play with my balls.
ALOT.

i would stand in front of a mirror, naked, and jump up and down on the bed. because its always funny to see a naked man jump up and down.

and then, i would take a shower and make helicopter motions with my new wiener.

First, I'd make lots of 's, all in video format, so that I could sell them online after I returned to my (ab)normal body.

Then, I'd blow up Disneyland. Say bye-bye, Tinkerbell.

Bwa-hahahahahahahahahaha!



(But I'd still rather have a prehensile tail)

gwenhwyfar wrote:i i would take a shower and make helicopter motions with my new wiener.

Yep, sounds like fun.

woo hoo, penis time!! i would draw a little face on my head, and make it sing opera. i, of course, would definitely have to do someone-preferably a boy (ahem, jason) in tha butt. lets see, i would go up to people i know and freak them out by telling them things i "shouldnt" know. you know, like in the movie ghost and stuff. i would hit on super cute gay boys, maybe kill some people i didnt like. i dont know. steal shit. yep.

What would I do...or WHO would I do?

okay, i have yet to see fallen reply to this topic....im curious as to what he would say...

(thats a hint for him to post)

kill
fuck
kill
fuck
kill
fuck.
thats about all id do

I would get like a mike tyson kinda get up and go around town starting bar fights....diving behind the bar when the shit went down and drinking as much free booze as I could before I had to leave and go do it again in another bar...oh yea since I'll be all ripply with muscle I would get all those chicks I have no chance with so my day would be the ultimate in drink,fight and fuck...the bender to end all benders ya know?? Like the ghost of Humphrey Bogart would come down from heaven hiccuping all the way and personally hand me my golden rocks glass and pack of luckies so that I may quell the mighty tide of scotch and learn to harness it's power for good not evil...sorry folks got carried away..