Hello, close friends.

Long time, no see. My musical career has been sidelined by an injury obtained while performing cavity pyrotechnics at a small music and arts festival.

I've since taken up film directing, and have had a great time working on bringing a script of mine to realization. It's an Indiana Jones style movie about a young boy that puts on a magical cowboy adventure hat and finds himself in the 1800s on the trail of a gold mine. I had the karate kid in mind to play the part, but he won't return calls and his agent retired.

I was starting to think I'd never find someone that could pull off the karate kid dressed up like indiana jones look, but then I saw sanctus pictures. Does anyone have JunkieChris's phone number?

Thanks for any and all assistance.

-AlF

So help me, if anyone gives this troll my number i will tear out your spleen.
damn it, the kids are back.

We all remember your a troll.

ROFLOL Don't worry junkie, tho you have to admit, you could pull off the look!

wholly shit?!

Is he for real, or is it a joke?

Junkie,

I understand your cautious stance. I can assure you that your role in my film will not lead to future type-casting. Ralph Macchio, for instance, went on to star in Crossroads.

Which one of you is behind Junkie in this photo?

http://www.knoxgothic.com/contrib/sanct ... 0312-eve(L)/sanctus200312-eve(L)-Images/1.jpg

HEY HEY HEY HEY GODAMNIT......

there will be no shitting on Ralph Macchio...

i mean so what, if he made some craptacular movies after Karate Kid, and Crossroads....who cares......it still upsets me to see Daniel Larusso doing a male male scene....but thats all sides the point.


There will be no shitting on Karate Kid....if there is further shitting on Karate Kid....I'm going to be forced to kick your ass......

wait no thats cliche.....


I'm gonna inflict violence, that makes Mel Gibson biblical priductions look like a happy day at the park complete with flying kites and PBNJ sammiches and ice cream on the way home.

ms.tangledwebs wrote:ROFLOL Don't worry junkie, tho you have to admit, you could pull off the look!

yea i could. thats whats scary.
me and my hat man.
theres not many looks i cant pull off, hell im in corporate attire right now (had a presentation today).

i would like to remind people that this guy was one of the trolls that debuted with logic a few months ago and everything he says (As Bone found out) it total bullshit.

and i thought his IP was banned.
and it should be.

and the girl behind me in the photo is a friend of mine. and shes on the board. and im one of the few who could identify her from that picture.
and im not telling you.

and i look NOTHING like Ralph Macchio. AT ALL.

whoa, whoa, why the hostility? I think you're imagining stuff, dude.

I think i recognize her, is she from a band or does she do like uhh merch or something? Please put me in contact with her, I'll send you a whip for your belt, no joke.

thanks.

how many trolls do we have now? or is it just the same damn kid signing up under different names?

hi damia, haven't talked with you in a while. My old PM box got deleted. how have you been?

I'm kewl. I see you've come back to troll once again.

so please do tell, how do trolls keep finding this board?

I don't really know what trolls you're talking about. I just checked my mail for first time in a long while and found like 300,000 sanctus e-mails so I decided to come say howdy doodie.

I have a really good idea for you Alf, why don't you go find a pro-Bush forum and bug the shit out of them for me?
That would be really kewl!

wasn't there another kid making a zombie flick
what happened to him

rec|use wrote:wasn't there another kid making a zombie flick
what happened to him

Trance?

We ate him.