• Just Wrong in so many ways

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:33 am**

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:48 am**

that's just wrong....I love it!

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:46 am**

I told it to hump. LMAO!

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:15 pm**

Spam wrote:http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:25 pm**

That's funny as hell!

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:24 pm**

Eh, all i can do about that is shudder...

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:57 pm**

thats dumb....
i told it to pick up one of the couches and throw it.....he just sat down.............

i think that chicken is retarded

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:56 pm**

some keywords that set him off:

flame broiled
burger king
naked
vampire
punk
yoga
exercise
jumping jacks
fly
dance
disco
call 911
scream
jump
sing
stand on one foot
freak out
funky chicken
rock
lettuce or tomato
lamp
sit
floor
couch
hump
lie down
kiss
read
watch
TV
television
chair
eat
die
sleep
lay
egg
drink
pluck
feathers
hot wings
knock
stop

(try 'censored' words)

Warning: the subservient chicken delivers subliminal signals to your brain as you use him, stimulating you to buy Burger King Tendercrisp sandwiches. Come on over, the fire's great.... :fire:

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:34 pm**

He does cartwheels.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:41 pm**

fight
kung fu
karate

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:01 am**

Gregori, exactly how much time did you spend with the chicken?

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:26 pm**

I spent enough time with him that I felt like choking the chicken...

ah... never mind...

oh, and "rock" doesn't do anything, the word is |>||_|_()\/\/, (the red comfy soft things on the couch) which if you type anywhere on KG it changes to "rock." (Thanks, J.D.)

I love interactive software like the old ELIZA programs. I designed and programmed a home automation system which used natural English commands and voice recognition, so I like playing around with "free input" programs.