Fuck happines.
It comes in small doses.
A cookie.
A ciggy.
A 5 second orgasam.

- Denis Leary

Watching this on Comedy Central, made me ponder. What makes you happy besides these things?

for me...

its bubble wrap *pop*

There is only one thing that makes me happy... Knowing that my closest friends, especially my ex, are all happy.

Giving my partner full-body orgasms makes me happy, seeing her writhe in ecstasy just from the touch of my fingers on her neck. Giving her multiple orgasms makes me happy. I haven't been happy in far too long. Maybe I need a partner again.

5 seconds? 5 seconds? poor thing...

My happiness varies from day to day. On average,I get the most happiness from making other people happy. Although, I will not deny, that somedays people's discomfort does bring a smile across my face.

Sorry but, I am only human.

the truth- good or bad makes me happy because i would rather cry over the truth than smile and look like an idiot for a lie. im happy knowing that my emotions are justified.

My dogs tail wagging
My boyfriend's smile.
A great photograph that I have taken........
All make me explode with joy

A warm gun.
bang bang shoot shoot.

blindboy wrote:A warm gun.
bang bang shoot shoot.

LMAO...

You just crack me up homeskillet.

raw, unbridled REVENGE!!!

homeskillet

And other silly words that Buttercup uses.

blindboy wrote:A warm gun.
bang bang shoot shoot.

Tori much?????

J/k......i think she did that song.....or Im a goober

bubble wrap

what makes me happy:
good friends, backrubs, sleep, bubble baths, my cute lil kitty cats and my sweet T.

(I didn't include sex cuz I forgot what it feels like! )

I didn't include sex cuz I forgot what it feels like

Well the question was besides sex, smokes, and cookies, so you're good

*singing a little ditty*Blindboy with a gun(doo doo doo doooo doo)bang bang fun fun.


I don't know makes me happy, but right now I'm thinkin' just getting a touch up on my tat instead of having a whole new doesn't make me happy.

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:

blindboy wrote:A warm gun.
bang bang shoot shoot.

Tori much?????

J/k......i think she did that song.....or Im a goober

your a goober, but we love you anyway
its a beatles song called happiness is a warm gun from disk one of the white album, tori covered it on her cover album and RUINED it....

sic_fuck, the bile song your quoting is FULL of beatles jokes, thats just one of em. if you read interviews where that song is mentioned, he claims he was listening to the white album when he wrote it.
but that song also made the strangeland soundtrack a *must own*.

bl1ndboy, you just soooooooooo raised my opinion of you
i was gonna post the same damn thing.... lol

happiness is about as real as unicorns and honest politicans.
i dont enjoy chasing pipe dreams unless i just hit the pipe.
fuck that, with a good old fashion kick in the face, thats as happy as i am all day.
other than that, i agree with leary.

I think I can safely say that I'm the only one here who thinks happiness is a spinning wheel and a couple pounds of merino wool.

And cartoons.

My family, good friends, good music, & good tea!

Being with my children, being with my soulmate, a wide variety of things I better not mention ( ) & simply making others around me happy.

happiness ...

... all that leadz up 2 that 5 second orgazm (& the next,...)
... being with my beloved
... creating art
... vizitz, e-mailz, & callz from my sistaz
... dancing around a blazing fire
... good company
... stuff & other stuff