i believe arkady has posted some stuff on here by mr. bogart. (the vnv nation thingy) heres some other stuff that he has done...

http://www.epsilonminus.com/em/miscellaneousshit.html

The "Girlfriend Security Advisory System" could come in very handy in this crowd. Someone out there is moving toward Level Orange right now and doesn't even know it...

but what about the boyfriend security advisory system?