Erotic-Horror Screenplay Discovered On Office Printer

Hilarious.

"He's a pretty solid speller and has a working knowledge of the bus routes,...."

I think the KG community should attempt to attain the rights to the screenplay, and should perform it in its entirely at the next Sanctus.

Someone should make that movie. A really over done vampire action/porno. I'd love it.

...but you can't name a vampire Esmerelda.

I LOVE the Onion! Always worth a laugh.

Vachy wrote:...but you can't name a vampire Esmerelda.

why not?

that is amusing.... Esmerelda is more of a gypsy belly dancer name as opposed t a vampires. Unless she was a gypsy bellydancer before she got bite. vampie pronos... I think i have something along that nature in my collection.

dragon_gurl wrote: vampie pronos... I think i have something along that nature in my collection.

So do I and its called "Embrace of the Vampire." Ms Milano has never looked better! Soft core vampire prono kicks hella ass!