The Trouble With Fairy Godmothers
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:31 pm
As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her. "Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich." Poof: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.
"And, I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess." Poof: The Fairy Godmother tuned the old woman into exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.
"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. The elderly woman's dog raised his head and uttered a single, weak, hoarse woof.
"Could you possibly turn my wonderful faithful dog into a handsome prince?" Poof: There, in front of the old woman, who has now turned into a beautiful princess, stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. More handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stared at him in awe, completely smitten.
As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down, brushing her cheek with his as he whispered into her ear, "I'll bet you're sorry now that you took me to the vet when I was younger!"
"And, I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess." Poof: The Fairy Godmother tuned the old woman into exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.
"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. The elderly woman's dog raised his head and uttered a single, weak, hoarse woof.
"Could you possibly turn my wonderful faithful dog into a handsome prince?" Poof: There, in front of the old woman, who has now turned into a beautiful princess, stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. More handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stared at him in awe, completely smitten.
As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down, brushing her cheek with his as he whispered into her ear, "I'll bet you're sorry now that you took me to the vet when I was younger!"
.......jk.......very funny
Rufus feels your pain.