stupid ozzfest made me tan again!
I've spent 9 months to be pale!
I hate the sun! anyone wanna help me blow it up?

Ha ha.

Feeling too tanned? A bit burned? A tad wrinkled by the sun?

Try Regenerate™.... not only is it safe, it's Good™ for you.

That's just wrong!!!


Actually if you don't like the tan in your skin, lemon juice is supposed to remove the pigment. Just rub it on like an astrigent and then take a shower. Just be careful not got get it in your eyes or any other area that might burn.