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Mountain Dew for Goths.
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:39 am
by Imp
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:52 pm
by Lost Traveler
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 8:48 pm
by iblis
Drink a case of that, then take pictures of your poop.
Only then will you understand why it's called.. PITCH BLACK!
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 4:02 am
by Codeine Coma
Damn....and I can't have caffiene any more....

Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:57 am
by lovechild
neat ...im drinking the regular kind right now...
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 12:57 pm
by satanskitten
has anyone seen this for sale yet?
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:00 pm
by Imp
Yes. Saw it in K-mart the 19th. Crossville's K-mart, so there's bound to be someone selling it in Knoxville.
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 2:07 pm
by Bone
I want some too.... but what I REALLY want is some "Jolt" Cola
all the sugar and twice the caffine... anyone know if it's available anywhere here in Knoxville?
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 2:12 pm
by Vachy
I think Jolt is long gone...
What is this pitch black stuff flavored like? Because if it's blackberry or some such, I will be crazy stocking up on this... Mmmmm.
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:14 pm
by iblis
Bone wrote:I want some too.... but what I REALLY want is some "Jolt" Cola
all the sugar and twice the caffine... anyone know if it's available anywhere here in Knoxville?
I've yet to see it, else I'd have bought it in bulk.
However, if you want it
delivered....
here you go. All the Jolt™ you can safely ingest... and possibly more.

Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:17 pm
by iblis
Vachy wrote:I think Jolt is long gone...
What is this pitch black stuff flavored like? Because if it's blackberry or some such, I will be crazy stocking up on this... Mmmmm.
Jolt™ is
so not long gone.
It's just not available in stores in Crotchville.
Er, Knoxville.

Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:51 pm
by Imp
Vachy wrote:What is this pitch black stuff flavored like? Because if it's blackberry or some such, I will be crazy stocking up on this... Mmmmm.
It said grape. I didn't get any to test and see how grape-y it is- I'm holding out for it to show up in a vending machine. That way, if it sucks I don't have nearly two liters or 11 cans left over.
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:26 pm
by Vachy
Grape is good, but kinda dissapointing.
Thanks Iblis! I thought it was dead.
Pitch Black
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 12:21 pm
by Peejthejeep
I tried it, being the corporate whore I am, and I have to say ewwww.
I have a full two liter now of yuck!
I am a grape soda fan but this one is like nothing else I have tasted.
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:31 pm
by Vachy
I tried some today. It's weird. Not exactly grape. Kinda like you mixed cheap grape soda with mountain dew, or something. But somehow good? I dunno.
...that was really unhelpful, lol.
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:24 pm
by div
Going with the theme of old school beverages.
The Original Formula Dr Pepper in glass bottles, made with Cane Sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:37 pm
by Mother Mo
div wrote:Going with the theme of old school beverages.
The Original Formula Dr Pepper in glass bottles, made with Cane Sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
That's very tempting!
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:46 am
by Space Traveler 9
That's great. It seems to be on the same level as a drink here in West Hollywood called Gay Fuel. Fucking hilarious.

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:13 am
by Mercurygriffin
Black caffiene. where do I get these injections?

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:00 pm
by iblis
Mercurygriffin wrote:Black caffiene. where do I get these injections?

Usually, you get them in the butt.
