• Flippin Dirty Pagans

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 9:46 am**

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Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 10:55 am**

PAGAN, not pagEn, hon.....

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 1:46 pm**

God made pagans too. But Satan made patchoulie.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 3:08 pm**

Yup, Pagans jus' don't get the whole "washing ur hands in the blood of the non-believers" thing, i guess.

:fuckoff:

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 10:55 pm**

Washing anything in blood is not a good idea. In massive quantities, it gets rather sticky, and can actually pull hairs out if you let it dry. It's better than Nads!

We mammals are sticky creatures.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 10:58 pm**

The Stormstress wrote:Yup, Pagans jus' don't get the whole "washing ur hands in the blood of the non-believers" thing, i guess.

You stink, but I forgive you.

:jesus:

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 4:21 am**

Seraph Antaine wrote:God made pagans too. But Satan made patchoulie.

And then he gave it all to ME!!! :twisted:

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:08 pm**

Seraph Antaine wrote:God made pagans too. But Satan made patchoulie.

LOL

~ makes sign warding off patchouli...
a "Stations-of-the-Bath, as it were ~

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:31 pm**

Seraph Antaine wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:Yup, Pagans jus' don't get the whole "washing ur hands in the blood of the non-believers" thing, i guess.

You stink, but I forgive you.

U must b down wind of some dirty hippies, as mine iz the sweet scent of honeyed orgasms & blatant superiority! MMMmmmmm... Yummy, even...
:twisted:

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:49 pm**

The Stormstress wrote:honeyed orgasms

Does the honey cause or help the orgasm, or is it the result of the orgasm? That must be very messy. Stay away from ants.

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 2:11 pm**

Just the gooey, sweet nectar of the Goddess, dear... Messy can b soooooooo good! :twisted:

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 5:06 pm**

i feel so fuckin dirty for just reading this....
patchouli, hippies, honey......
eww......
lets go back to that washing with blood thing......

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 6:00 pm**

ok.....thats it. im leaving

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 9:05 pm**

The Stormstress wrote:Just the gooey, sweet nectar of the Goddess, dear... Messy can b soooooooo good!

Okay, Prince. Nothing Compares 2 U.

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 9:13 pm**

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 9:30 pm**

Seraph Antaine wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:Just the gooey, sweet nectar of the Goddess, dear... Messy can b soooooooo good!

Okay, Prince. Nothing Compares 2 U.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 2:57 am**

<pops his head back in> oh yeah and all my friends call me stinky nuts

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 3:27 am**

AuralFixation wrote:<pops his head back in> oh yeah and all my friends call me stinky nuts

Tee hee hee... :twisted:

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 6:40 am**

AuralFixation wrote:<pops his head back in> oh yeah and all my friends call me stinky nuts

Hadn't got that mold problem with the old Brazils fixed yet, huh?

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 11:51 am**

Seraph Antaine wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:Just the gooey, sweet nectar of the Goddess, dear... Messy can b soooooooo good!

Okay, Prince. Nothing Compares 2 U.

That's "Princess"....living my purple reign... 2 u! :twisted: