ok so I was watching tv last week sometime and Capt. Planet came on which led me to the inventions that I have just completed and now hold before you all. I give you 5 rings each holding a diffrent power of gothdom.....Pretense....Drama.....Angst....S&M...and The Cure. each ring bestows one of the five elemental powers of Goth to the wearer, but if all the rings are used at once....... "By your powers combined, I AM CAPT. DUMPSTER!!!!!!" yes thats right, our very own superhero intilled with the potent essence of all that is goth to fight for our cause


now all I need is volenteers to act as champions of the dark subculture and one more special person to take the all important role as Gothia, our coporial guide and mentor <I will be takeing audition tapes with your best Woopie Goldburg impression for this position>

Hmmmm.

Angst - not overtly depressed, but I do write the deep dark angsty poetry - struggle with things - become momentarily unpopular because I voice an opinion that may be on the mark, but also makes people uncomfortable (Wah)...

Drama - don't like it, but I have acted and I CAN use the power of satire with it - writing - dunno

The Cure - clothes, music - poetry - some angst - I don't have to smear my lipstick, do I?

Um, you decide, AF.
Can I be Angst and still have fun, or must I trail hand-to-forehead sighing, "Woe..."?

Oh yeah, I'd support Nem as Gothia.

i faithfully promise to uphold the cause of Pretense so long as there is breath in my body.....or until i tire of it.

Ah what bittersweet path has Destiny's dark hand driven into my heart, leaving a sanguine stain of shadows upon my tragic past, forcing into these stigma-ridden hands a ring, a ring that sings a sad dirge into the teneberous night, a ring that Fate has touched with a single tear fallen from overcast skies labelling my own Doom, a ring called Angst...

The Fallen wrote:Ah what bittersweet path has Destiny's dark hand driven into my heart, leaving a sanguine stain of shadows upon my tragic past, forcing into these stigma-ridden hands a ring, a ring that sings a sad dirge into the teneberous night, a ring that Fate has touched with a single tear fallen from overcast skies labelling my own Doom, a ring called Angst...

Are you challenging me for Angst, Stapler Boy?

two prospective gothateers both want the same ring



DRAMA!!!





see how I do that? two seperate threads.......come together seamlessly.


just so everyone knows im taking The Cure ring....cause it dosent do anything usefull except open mental links to all the members of The Cure, and sometimes souxie sue when shes realy drunk...and i could pass for a little short mexican...or a monkey

JaNell wrote:

The Fallen wrote:Ah what bittersweet path has Destiny's dark hand driven into my heart, leaving a sanguine stain of shadows upon my tragic past, forcing into these stigma-ridden hands a ring, a ring that sings a sad dirge into the teneberous night, a ring that Fate has touched with a single tear fallen from overcast skies labelling my own Doom, a ring called Angst...

Are you challenging me for Angst, Stapler Boy?

I see I am yet again to be rejected, o cruel world that decieves and tortures me, as I fall deeper into the Void
>>The Fallen hurls himself off the nearest curb.

I'll take the hardcore ring...

The Fallen wrote:

JaNell wrote:

The Fallen wrote:Ah what bittersweet path has Destiny's dark hand driven into my heart, leaving a sanguine stain of shadows upon my tragic past, forcing into these stigma-ridden hands a ring, a ring that sings a sad dirge into the teneberous night, a ring that Fate has touched with a single tear fallen from overcast skies labelling my own Doom, a ring called Angst...

Are you challenging me for Angst, Stapler Boy?

I see I am yet again to be rejected, o cruel world that decieves and tortures me, as I fall deeper into the Void
>>The Fallen hurls himself off the nearest curb.

~ nudges The Fallen gently with her foot ~

That's a good stapler boy. Maybe you can be one of my minions...

If you live.

Buttercup wrote:I'll take the hardcore ring...

ok im sorry buttercup dear in this instance there is no hardcore ring. yer gona have to try again. although im sure youd be hardcore with any ring you chose

JaNell wrote:

The Fallen wrote:

JaNell wrote:

The Fallen wrote:Ah what bittersweet path has Destiny's dark hand driven into my heart, leaving a sanguine stain of shadows upon my tragic past, forcing into these stigma-ridden hands a ring, a ring that sings a sad dirge into the teneberous night, a ring that Fate has touched with a single tear fallen from overcast skies labelling my own Doom, a ring called Angst...

Are you challenging me for Angst, Stapler Boy?

I see I am yet again to be rejected, o cruel world that decieves and tortures me, as I fall deeper into the Void
>>The Fallen hurls himself off the nearest curb.

~ nudges The Fallen gently with her foot ~

That's a good stapler boy. Maybe you can be one of my minions...

If you live.

Sounds more like you're bucking for the S&M ring dear

Hey Chris, Please allow me to introduce you to MaKnob

WHat no drunken Scotsman ring??? Dammit!!!

Does this have insurence benefits??? 401K?? Dental?

Do I get a cool outfit to wear?

What about corruption or apathy?

I'll take either.

creapyrob wrote:What about corruption or apathy?

I'll take either.

How about a Corrupathy Ring?
All the most successful politicians have one!

Spam wrote:Hey Chris, Please allow me to introduce you to MaKnob

does that come with a ring or just the usual rash?

JaNell wrote:
How about a Corrupathy Ring?
All the most successful politicians have one!

OH OH CAN I HAVE ONE!!!

AuralFixation wrote:

Spam wrote:Hey Chris, Please allow me to introduce you to MaKnob

does that come with a ring or just the usual rash?

Man that rash cleared up months ago, where have you been. The doctor said as long as I stay away from baryards it should be fine. And you know you want my knobring.