• Ever feel French?

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 1:22 pm**

You know, one of those days when nothing seems more appealing than drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, sitting on your porch, and reading self-indulgent masturbatory French philosophers, all the while thinking "I am zo glad I am not one of ze stupid monkeys"?

Yeah. Me neither. What's up with people like that?

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 1:38 pm**

Bad breath, stinky pits, greasy un-washed hair.

They just need a shower.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 2:07 pm**

no.
that combination only happens for me on my porch at 6am trying to clear a hangover and im too much a dirty drunk to feel anything but read my programming languages books, drink coffee with vodka in it, chain smoke, and feel like a dirty american....

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 3:25 pm**

Stick with German Philosophers, the French make my hair hurt

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 4:37 pm**

Only if they'r appealing! :twisted:

Most o' the French that I encountered over there were pretty clean & shaved; but they did enjoy puffing their cigarettes, sipping coffee, champagne or wine, & waxing poetic/intellectual/philosophical/angst ridden/superior/oh so drearily bored with the entire world... Hey, kinda like a buncha goths... :twisted:

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 4:42 pm**

The Stormstress wrote:waxing poetic/intellectual/philosophical/

The most philosophical question I heard last Sanctus was a man pondering "Should I use the women's room, since there are more men than women in it, or the men's room, which has more women than men?"

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 7:37 pm**

Jack wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:waxing poetic/intellectual/philosophical/

The most philosophical question I heard last Sanctus was a man pondering "Should I use the women's room, since there are more men than women in it, or the men's room, which has more women than men?"

Oh! Then you missed my "Should I drink beer, or vodka?" quip!

Unless you're outside, Sanctus is too loud to have any lengthy, intelligent conversation. At least it is for me.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 7:41 pm**

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 7:49 pm**

Nemesis wrote:Le

Which is only moderately better than: Le :poop:

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 7:57 pm**

Nemesis wrote:Le

This is about the dozenth time you've responded to a post of mine with no comment other than the "puking" emoticon.

Would you care to elaborate this trend? Is there something I can do for you?

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 8:20 pm**

Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:Le

This is about the dozenth time you've responded to a post of mine with no comment other than the "puking" emoticon.

Would you care to elaborate this trend? Is there something I can do for you?

I have a theory. He's stalking you, because he's madly in love with you, but has such social anxiety that whenever he attempts to initiate a real conversation with you, he vomits uncontrollably.

He's also a fucking weirdo, and thus he feels the uncontrollable and irrational desire to pantomime his vulgar digestive expulsions using the board's emoticons.

That, or he's a Republican!

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 8:50 pm**

iblis wrote:
That, or he's a Republican!

thats gotta be it!!!!! :lol:

or he's still recovering from the weekend :wink: