...And your soul!

"Pastor Horace Wilkins of Freehold, Iowa, through means his son is now reconciled with, once acquired some of his boy's own semen in the middle of the night, and used a tongue-depressor and a large eye-dropper to splash torrents of the gooey liquid down a bullfrog's gullet. The frog died instantly. As a follow up experiment, Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards tried the same thing on a cat, using a sample of coagulated secretions he found inside of his mother's vagina. The pussy died within fifteen minutes."


They must have been heavy sleepers...

Love it. Gosh, Landover Baptist has so much useful information!

" For those of you young people who have not yet been to Bible College, and are reading this article, "oral sex," means the placement of a hoochie or a tallywhacker into a human mouth. Creation research indicates that Satan is using the human tongue to infiltrate the soul by way of the vagina, anus, and hole in the tip of the penis (enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime). "

That is the funniest shite I've ever heard! Bravo!

that is absolutely hilarious...

Yeppers... just gotta love that site. Hmmm I wonder if I was breast fed???

I LUV being defiled ... umm, I mean ... being n my "defiled marriage" ... mmm, soul sucking ... my FAVE!

Landover Baptist is one of my favorite websites for random funny crap. They had an article about World of Warcraft missionaries, saving souls in a virtual world. It was hysterical.

one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in months

i now have a title for my demo, thanks ib.

I thought the reason women had breast was to feed and nurish their children, but now I have seen the light.