• Get in to Sanctus FREE!!!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 8:49 am**

Monkeys for sale! I sh*t you not.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 11:34 am**

oh, i wish i had the money to buy a monkey...I have always wanted a monkey....

I better start saving

Antika

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 11:45 am**

oh why cant i be rich
id LOVE a monkey..........lol

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 12:01 pm**

so what does this have to do with Sanctus? You get in free if you have a monkey? :shock:

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 12:07 pm**

Aaaww man I would love a monkey.....or better yet a Sugarglider.

But something about this site makes me a little sad.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 12:21 pm**

Hmm, I wonder if it's possible to put oneself up for sale on there...

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 12:34 pm**

yeah, you get in free if you bring a monkey.....if i was able to bring a stuffed monkey im sure i could get in

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:45 pm**

While it has since been specified that only a live monkey will do for free admitance.....spending $5000 to save $5 seems....impractical.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:46 pm**

celticsmith wrote:While it has since been specified that only a live monkey will do for free admitance.....spending $5000 to save $5 seems....impractical.

Exactly.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:50 pm**

Antikamars wrote:yeah, you get in free if you bring a monkey.....if i was able to bring a stuffed monkey im sure i could get in

been there, tried that. did not float.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:55 pm**

How about if you look likea monkey (one going bald)?

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:37 pm**

Lost Traveler wrote:How about if you look likea monkey (one going bald)?

only if you smell like one too.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 3:00 pm**

Free Skanktus or not...I would love to have a monkey...Junkie: Remember that idea you had about getting me more drum equipment...? I think it just might work... :lol:

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 3:22 pm**

Nemesis wrote:Free Skanktus or not...I would love to have a monkey...Junkie: Remember that idea you had about getting me more drum equipment...? I think it just might work...

Now I have Beastie Boys going through my head...

Brass Monkey!!!
That funky monkey, junkie!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 3:36 pm**

ACTUALLY....

not to shit on anyone's parade.....i think i killed the monkey rule.

i think you have to have a duckbill playtupus now......or maybe an alligator??

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 4:54 pm**

who cares about monkeys? I want a black leopard...

http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm

okay, so they sell monkeys too....

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2003 1:00 am**

celticsmith wrote:While it has since been specified that only a live monkey will do for free admitance.....spending $5000 to save $5 seems....impractical.

Well if its a long term investment. Say in about 83.33333 years ($5000 for the monkey to save $5 at the door. So 1000 Sancti would be the break even point) the monkey will have broken even and after you went to your 1001 Sanctus then you would have made a profit. That is assuming you, the monkey, and Sanctus survive 83.4 years+

Business sucks, don't major in it or get a minor in it. I can depericate trucks, computers, ink pens, and roller bearings, WOOT!

Evenone needs to depericate their roller bearings!!!

I would also get one of those Kidde back slings to carry my monkey in. So I could in fact carry a monkey on my back.

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2003 1:17 am**

creapyrob wrote: That is assuming you, the monkey, and Sanctus survive 83.4 years+

It could happen... :roll:

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2003 9:09 am**

karmakaze wrote:
Antikamars wrote:yeah, you get in free if you bring a monkey.....if i was able to bring a stuffed monkey im sure i could get in

been there, tried that. did not float.

But 500 pennies works fine...

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2003 11:35 am**

ACTUALLY....

not to shit on anyone's parade.....i think i killed the monkey rule.

i think you have to have a duckbill playtupus now......or maybe an alligator??

what about a dead alligators head...now my brother has one of those...lol...