You Might Be a goth hick if...

Nigredo · Post by **Nigredo** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:20 am

* Your casket is on cinder blocks in your driveway.

* You name your child after your dog, and they're both named "Enigma."

* You think Dolly Parton should be the lead singer for Switchblade Symphony.

* Your coffin is lined with a velvet Confederate flag.

* You smoke cloves in a corncob pipe.

* You dye your sheep black.

* Your bull's nose is pierced six times.

* Ever your teeth are black.

* Your rooster crows at moonrise.

* You have spent your life perfecting black corn.

* Your coffin has a side-mounted spitoon.

* You granny crochets your fishnets.

* Your favorite comic is Johnny the Homicidal Tractor.

* You have an Elvira pinup in your out-house.

* You get up at 4a.m. every morning to collect eggs from the raven coop.

* You and your pit bull share the same spiked collar.

*And if you pull up to Sanctus in a John Deer Tractor.

:-)

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Thu May 26, 2005 3:50 pm

nice.

speaking of goth-hicks...

my friend Linda Paris put this little site together a few years back.

http://www.gothtrailerpark.com/

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 26, 2005 4:25 pm

Zeo wrote:nice.

speaking of goth-hicks...

my friend Linda Paris put this little site together a few years back.

http://www.gothtrailerpark.com/

ive been reading that for a while now

love that shit.
subscribed to her myspace too.

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Thu May 26, 2005 4:43 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Zeo wrote:nice.

speaking of goth-hicks...

my friend Linda Paris put this little site together a few years back.

http://www.gothtrailerpark.com/
ive been reading that for a while now

love that shit.
subscribed to her myspace too.

Linda's great, I've know her for years. She is who turned me onto myspace and she was my first friend on there besides Tom, heh.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri May 27, 2005 11:56 am

Man when I found out Tom was everyone's friend I sent him a message being all uber girlie and oversensetive...He sent me a letter back explaining why we had to be everyone's friend...and he threw in the word politics...I lvoe that guy...lol...

Clockwork_Golem · Post by **Clockwork_Golem** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:34 pm

ok thats cool but the pit bull thing was outa line.lol

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:58 pm

How about if you passed up Sanctus to watch Wrestlemania on you friend's cheater box for free?
*Hands over goth card*

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:32 pm

Frostmourne wrote:
* You have an Elvira pinup in your out-house.

You mean everyone doesn't?? :shock:

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