http://www.needies.com/

Needies are interactive plush dolls inspired by codependent, high-maintenance relationships.

Totally attention-starved, they compete with each other for human affection -- or, getting touch, as they like to say.

When you give Needies touch (by hugging and squeezing them), they will return your kindness with songs and shameless flattery.

But remember that Needies always know when other Needies are getting touch! If one Needie is getting touch while others are neglected, the unloved Needies will conspire to take its place.

Out-fucking-standsing doll. That is halrious..."They will steal his humans-as usual!" <dun dun dunnnnn>

Hmmm.... I can see those in a certain new store.....

or you could just find a "needie" human and play with them instead. that's always fun too.